Good Day
Ramster, Sorry to hear about your father and friend
Howling, that's funny and sad. Maybe a response sorta like this is needed:
Just because the two of you think she is ugly does not mean everyone does. I bet your mom thinks your good looking and I would not approve anyone being brutally honest about your looks. (no need to let him know they are one in the same)
Normal work day here, have a good one all!