God does not want you to eat his creatures. If you crave something savoury try a Bovril and tomatoe sandwich!
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Originally Posted by ecchi
I want meat.
Seriously.
I Waaaaaaaaant Meeeeeeeeat.........
This "low fat vegetarian weekend" is a pain in the ass!
Stupid thing is: I often have a vegetarian meal for a change and quite like it. But when I eat them to cut down on fat/cholesterol it feels like a punishment and I seriously miss the meat part of the meal!
Remember I said I would probably ruin the "just add water and boil" bolognese? Well I managed it! I either put in too little water or boiled too long. Either way, I burnt it.
Hew bad a chef can you get? Simple instructions, Pour the content of the packet into a pan of water. Bring to the boil. Simmer for 15 minutes. Then serve.
And I managed to burn it!
Idiot!
I guess this is God's way of telling me that he wants me to eat meat.
Ahh well, can't go against God I suppose!
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