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Old 2019-01-15, 09:41 AM   #2
Useless
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In my free time, which is all of my time, I have been binge-watching Game of Thrones. (I downloaded every available episode on Kodi.) Fictional naked women are much more attractive than real naked women, not that I can accurately remember what a real naked woman looks like.

I am almost certain that my mind is failing me. It is also possible that I may be just now finally realizing that I was never as intelligent as I thought I was. Either way, my brain is mush. My memory is shit. My attention to detail is shit. My eyesight is shit. My penis, however, remains somewhat operational for no obvious reason.
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