Morning!
1st off, currently trending on
The Twitter at 6AM EST:
#miakhalifa
#squirt
#stepmom
#abuseme
#blackgirl
Every post I've seen has 1 of 3 or 4 clips (mostly
this one) and contains something like "Retweet for a surprise DM" Someone's spambot punched in early today
2ndly, I saw this license plate yesterday less than a mile from my house:
A custom Buffalo Sabres license plate with a Brazzers frame? If it wasn't such an obviously millennial car, you'd probably bet money it was me driving
NOTE: I assumed it was a reference to Sabres player Sam Reinhart but he was born in 1995 & wears #23 
Anyway... I've been up for a couple hours after just giving up on Tuesday early last night
Yesterday during my daily rant, I said:
Well, I wasn't joking
Today shouldn't be too bad. I just have to pick up the ASSIL & stop at an ATM to grab some money for my mom's on-house pedi tomorrow:
Other than that...
