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Originally Posted by jollyhumper
Note to self: Do not hit on the Danish minister of Culture. |
That would be pointless too ... she´s not lesbian but she couldnt stand the thought of a guy impregnating her so she had the government pay for artificial insemination and went on maternity leave as soon as she was made minister (and then tragically lost it prematurely)
So uhm...
But on the upside she said "It would be improper to talk about culture in these corona times" and was going to let museums, venues, zoos etc go bankrupt - until the opposition threatened to fire her.
She does like music though. As a mayor she helped the local Roskilde Festival illegally expropriate the lands of a (plant) nursery, thus putting it out of business, so they could expand with more filthy hippies listening to Robbie Williams and Eminem.
So theres that
