Thanks for your reply Alex.
It's a sad state of affairs that this business is so untrusting, but I guess you only have to go clicking a few TGP links to get your homepage high-jacked, or dialer pop-ups or even a trojan (this happened to be recently whilst I was looking for places to submit) - So I can understand any weariness about php pages - I guess I'm just always looking for ways to save time etc.
BTW, I am very careful when using the word "boy" - I don't think there's any where on any of my sites (above included) that I don't prefix it with the word "college" - and even then I don't use it very often - but there's only so many times you can write twink before your eyes bleed.
Regards
Ian-Michael