Over the last year my wife and I have gotten to know some of Tijuana's finest very well, it doesn't mean I understand them.
These girls come from all over Mexico work there asses off 7 days a week pulling 12 to 14 hour shifts. Most of them are feeding many mouths at home but they still have plenty of money to blow on strange things.
For example my favorite girl had Homer Simpson tattooed on her knee when I asked her "what the fuck was she thinking when she pulled that one" all she could come up with was "don't you like Homer Simpson".
Monday Night I met a girl that was complaining to me that her crocodile was costing her a fortune to feed. I had to ask "what the fuck were you thinking when you got a crocodile for a pet" her replie was "that it was pequino when she got it and now it's Grande". She then showed me a picture and all I could say was "no fucking shit".
Sorry for the quality of the pic.
http://www.tijuana-whores.com/photos/croc.jpg