Welcome aboard, Pervy. I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay, this board has lots of new people and most of them very friendly and helpful.
Now your last paragraph just sounded to me like an offer so I just might be the one to reveal it for you:
http://www.flog-on.com/gallery/paintstrip
He said he'd do anything for money but for me he was just being paid to have fun with chicks.
