The funny part is, I really am interested in this service. You can call me all the names you like, it doesn't change the fact that I simply choose not to take "you" up on your offer. I don't trust you. I work too hard on my sites to risk someone mucking them up malliciously. Call me paranoid, but you are incredibly aggressive.
Here's how you could have approached me:
Hi Kristian. You're right, this kind of thing does sound too good to be true. All I can say to you is, like Ramster mentioned, I am an expert in building traffic to tgps and making sure your traffic stays high once I pass the reigns over. Here are my portfolio and my main site urls. You will also see a list there of webmasters and sites that have benefitted from my service (some have icq, so maybe you could speak to some of these webmasters?). If you think you might like to give me a try, feel free to hit me up. I'll even through in a heft 20% discount. Oh, don't go eating your hat, that's murder on the teeth! LOL All the best, buddy.
I would then have seen you as professional and friendly : the kind of guy I'd do business with.