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Old 2003-09-19, 01:50 AM   #3
dallasdeb
Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
 
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XXXJay
It was so kind of you to share your 'brilliant' writing skills with us all.

Your article on picking up women
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/editor..._down_mack.htm
"The Wearing-Down Mack Approach" is a sure fire winner and these methods should be adopted by men all over the world.
Classic lines like
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This is the method by which you attempt to strike up a conversation with every single slut within a quarter mile radius
show that you are absolutely on the ball when it comes to your attitude towards women. You go Jay, you must have the women of the world clamouring to be with you.

But my favourite approach has to be 'The Wearing Down' approach

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You must just hit on the same girl, over and over again – despite her rejections. Eventually, she will give in, and you will become victor by default. Remember: “NO” means “NO”, but “NO” + “NO” is a double negative, and therefore – means “YES”. It’s all simple math.
Succeeding where millions of men the world over have failed, just by applying a bit of mathematical logic is a stroke of genius. You belong up there with Einstein and Edison.

Oh!! Hang on a sec. I didnt read the end of that article properly. Seems the 'lucky girls' got away. Obviously they know nothing about mathematics, that could be the only possible reason they would walk away from
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American idiots that made over six thousand references to Swedish meatballs and Yngwie Malmsteen while prank calling infomercial numbers, getting drunk as hell, high, and loaded on acid
Oh well, there is always next time
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