Linkster... Rugby, Cricket, R/League, etc. etc. etc.
MML -
Pommie= Pommy
Pommy bastard : an Englishman
Pommy shower : using deodorant instead of taking a shower
Pommy's towel, as dry as a : very dry - based on the canard that Poms bathe about once a month
Butt
= Arse - of course
:horse:
DD