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Greenguy · 2016-12-23, 08:16 AM

Morning!

Found out yesterday that fat webmaster's don't bounce when they slip & fall on the ice in their driveway

1st my fat ass hit the ice, followed by my head

I didn't pass out, but I've got a nice golfball sized goose egg on the back of my head & my neck is all sorts of out of whack. As JR says: OLD MAN DOWN!!

I have some last minute crap to take care of today, like buy a new snow shovel & get juice for my vape. Otherwise, I'll be fucked til Monday.

IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!! |

2016-12-23, 08:16 AM	#2
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,758	Morning! Found out yesterday that fat webmaster's don't bounce when they slip & fall on the ice in their driveway 1st my fat ass hit the ice, followed by my head I didn't pass out, but I've got a nice golfball sized goose egg on the back of my head & my neck is all sorts of out of whack. As JR says: OLD MAN DOWN!! I have some last minute crap to take care of today, like buy a new snow shovel & get juice for my vape. Otherwise, I'll be fucked til Monday. IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!! \| __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network