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Originally Posted by JustRobert
he is a legal US citizen now and married to a woman in our armed forces.
So he is ours!
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It does not matter how many soldiers he marries to protect him. He is a professional comedian and we have a secret weapon that lures all comedians to our shore eventually.
It is called "The Edinburgh Festival", and when he comes back for that (as all comedians do) we will seize his green card and burn it, so that you border security people will refuse to let him return to America!
(Ecchi does "evil laugh".)