Timex/Sinclair ... my first computer...brings back memories, that does.
I haven't really played any video games since the old text-based Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Hint: Do you need the towel? Only always!
While I've never played any version of GTA, there is one sig I saw at the Zoo that makes me laugh: "The most important thing I learnt was from Grand Theft Auto and that is if you beat the whore after you're done you get most of your money back."
Of course I don't know if that actually works...in the game, I mean.