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I have been using that excuse for decades.
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I kinda resent that my emoticon was used at the end of that sentence!
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At work, I have been trying to flirt with a 90 pound Vietnamese woman, but it's not going well. I don't know how to flirt.
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2 words: Dick Pics
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Plus, I'm never sure how much she understands because she seems to laugh at everything I say.
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She's laughing at your appearance