Let me preface this story by saying that D-Man & jaYMan are friends.....
The 1st night, while we were playing poker, D-Man got a bit tipsy. I can't realy complain too much, as I have been on the other end of this myself
He spilled a few drinks between Yell & I, getting both of our legs soaked with booze.
Then he kept reaching in to see my cards & asking me what I had after I folded - both big no-no's in poker.
So I had had enough & looked over at The Bitch & whispered "Call me on my cell." She looked at me very strangly, so I said again "Call me on my cell!"
She went into the bathroom where no one could hear her & called me:
Greenguy: Hello.
TheBitch: Why'd you want me to call you?
Greenguy: Hey Jay, what's up?
TheBitch: Huh?
Greenguy: Yeah, D-Man is still here. Why?
TheBitch: Ohh!
Greenguy: You want him to meet you in the lobby now? (pause) Yeah, OK, I'll tell him. Later.
I turn to D-Man & tell him that jaYMan is waiting for him it the lobby. He looks at me really confused & says "You're fucking with me!" I reply, very sarcastically "Oh yeah, I'm fucking with you, moron!"
He says ok & then says good bye to everyone & leaves.
And there was much rejoycing....yea!
This was around 1-2 AM from what we can remember.
We see jaYMan the next morning & he tells us how D-Man got thrown out of the lobby around 5:30 in the morning. He was passed out, had no ID on him & didn't have his room key. So they had to wake jaYMan up to verify that he was not just come local drunk
We see D-Man later that day & ask him if he remembers why he was in the lobby, which he doesn't
We tell him & he laughed.
Good times