Morning!
I set The Bitch up on the couch & told her to stay there all day. If she needed something, call me. I brought her a new ice-pack every hour (20 min on, 40 min off), kept checking on her...then I needed a nap. I wake up 30 minutes later & see she cleaned the kitchen & is currently hobbling around mopping the floor
1st hot day & I'm already sticky
It's 69°F/21°C at 9AM!
My stepdaughter is having a
Norwex party today (it's a magical cleaning cloth or some horse shit) and I told The Bitch she could go (like I had a choice
) so she'll be getting up shortly & I'm going to have to hose her down in the shower...
I need beer. I need a lot of beer. Problem is I have no one to drink with me & we all know that drinking by yourself is no fun.
At least there's
today
