2007-11-22, 11:51 PM
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No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 286
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Quote:
Originally Posted by papagmp
I ran into my ex the other day – she looked great but I had these weird conflicting feelings….. I really wanted to fuck her…. and at the same time I really wanted to kill her.
But then the major dilemma: which one first?
If I fucked her first, I’d have to fight for it - just like when we were married.
And if I killed her first, she’d just lay there lifeless - just like when we were married.
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