Sat Jan 19th around 11 PM a raid card took a shit, so I was down for a couple hours.
Sat Jan 26th around 9 PM another raid card took a shit, so down again for a couple hours.
Sun Jan 27th (yesterday) while the raid was rebuilding, the mysql database got wonky, causing the issues I had over the last 24 hours. Mojo tells me this has been fixed