I'm looking for a show of hands.
I realize that many of you submit all over the place and you've grown accustom to receiving the same old boring form letters and trashing them immediately because they are always the same thing. And I know you could give a shit less about what small list owners have to say (I don't necessarily blame you

), but we are the ones who have the time to tell you what you are doing wrong. We tell you when (and often why) you are getting rejected. Take the time to scroll quickly through those emails, even if it's an acceptance. I often warn people that I'm seeing the same template too often or shit like that. Plus, I include pics of my wife pulling a train. OK, I don't do that, but ya never know.