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2006-06-29, 10:37 AM
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That which does not kill us, will try, try again.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Conch Republic
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Police aren't perfect (humor)
Police aren't perfect, but this cop comes close to winning the ingenuity award.
A driver did the right thing, stopping at the school crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by ccelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to drive through the intersection with him. Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit the car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, as I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him, I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do" license plate holder, the "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk and the "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" decal on your back window... Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car." 
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2006-06-29, 10:38 AM
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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lol... good one.
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2006-06-29, 01:22 PM
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Riverside, Cali
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Lol Funny stuff!
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2006-06-29, 03:42 PM
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Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
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Brilliant!
Where's the "I'm laughing so hard tears are coming out of my eyes" smiley?
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2006-06-29, 03:48 PM
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They have the Internet on computers, now?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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