Critique LL Rules

[jonnydoe]

What do you guys think of these? If/When I ever get this thing flying...

FreeSite Submission Rules & Guidelines:

1) All Text MUST be written in fluent American English. I do not care if you are from Alabama or Albania.
2) Absolutely no Consoles, Pop-Ups, Pop-Unders or Back Button Traps on your FreeSite or on any of your Sponsor Links.
3) Your Reciprocal Link Table must be well organized. All images or text should be properly centered and aligned.
4) You must place a reciprocal link to my site on your warning page along with 5 to 19 other REAL LinkLists.
5) Your Gallery Thumbnails should be Crisp and Clear.
6) There should be 2 or 3 Galleries with 3 being Preferred.
7) Screencaps are not allowed on Picture Galleries.
8) No Blind Links or Banners that appear to be Thumbnails.
9) No linking to any Images, Movies or Banners on any site other than the site you are submitting from.
10) Image Links should not open in a New Window or on HTML Pages.
11) NO Free or Sponsor provided Hosting.
12) NO Private or False Who-Is information for your domain.
13) Your email address must be from one of your own domains.
14) NO Underage, Animal, Piss, Shit, Vomit, BDSM with Penetration or anything else that is illegal or that I may find offensive.
15) No more than 3 outgoing links per page. This includes links to your Adult Sponsor, any Exit Sponsor and your Website. A 2257 Link is not counted.
16) A 2257 Link or Address is Required.
17) No Javascripts or Page Counters.
18) No Spyware, Viruses, Dialers or Traffic Redirection of any sort will be tolerated.
19) Video FreeSites should consist of at least 120 seconds of MPEG or WMV files and Picture FreeSites should consist of 24 pictures.
20) Most of these are common sense rules so show some common sense and there should be no problem with being listed. Build better, fresher sites with better, fresher content and you will be rewarded with better traffic.

Should I loosen anything up initially to get more submissions?