Home Security System In The South

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba,

Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in
an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in
it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of
'em in the house. Better wait outside.

"Cooter"