Wake the fuck up. It's insane Thingsgetting Day

[Cleo]

It's that day of the year when Americans get in a car, fight traffic and go to the over crowded malls to buy a bunch of crap that no one needs.

Personally I'm staying home and trying to get a little bit of work done although my partner is going kayaking this morning. I wish I could go with her but I'm still covered in staples so it's probably best that I don't get soaked in salt water not to mention it still hurts to be in a sitting position for very long.