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2005-12-13, 04:28 PM | #1 |
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"TARZAN ENGLISH"
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I can understand that my english is like the "Tarzan english" on movies of the year 1935. But, is it so difficult for you to have patience with the people that have not the english like a native languaje? Your sincerely, TALLEYRAND |
2005-12-13, 04:34 PM | #2 |
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Are you trying to get banned? Is that your desire? In the words of my good buddy, Useless Warrior, "shut the fuck up."
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2005-12-13, 04:39 PM | #3 | |
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you
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Its nothig to be taken personal. For example, If you were receiving submissions with hopeless descriptions that just didn't make sense it gets old fast. I mean everyday shit loads of descriptions like these for example: "Babes lick and toes masturbate in the kitchen" "Busty ebony sucking drilled titfucking than facial" Your patience tends to run out
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2005-12-13, 04:55 PM | #4 | |
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DEAR CHOP SMITH:
Did I wrote some bad in this thread??? Yours sincerely, TALLEYRAND Quote:
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2005-12-13, 05:04 PM | #6 | |
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DEAR SLEEPER:
I understand you. My problem is not with Greenguy that told me that the english in my page is very bad, because I copied it from a banner of Nastydollar. You can watch it in the another thread. My problem (I am very angry) is with the people that reply to me using a lot of bad words (when i read it I think that they injuried me). May be it is normal here to write in that way... Your sincerely, TALLEYRAND Quote:
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2005-12-13, 05:16 PM | #7 | |
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Common sense says everyone is working for themselves and there is a need for time management. To mess with sites that are written by people who vaguely understand sentence structure in english, is NOT time efficient.
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2005-12-13, 05:20 PM | #8 |
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I also just fucking love the text on the sites that are actually images
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2005-12-13, 05:32 PM | #9 |
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Is Talleyrand for real or is it someone playing a joke on us?
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2005-12-13, 05:44 PM | #10 | |
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However, where is Furrygirl? I am about to do her gig. Your sentence structure above is totally wrong. It should be, "Did I write something bad in this thread?" In addition to your incorrect use of a verb, three question marks is totally unnecessary! Talleyrand, this is much more than a language barrier. It is the fact that your people will not accept an answer. For some reason you have failed to grasp the meaning of "NO". Last edited by Chop Smith; 2005-12-13 at 05:46 PM.. |
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2005-12-13, 05:57 PM | #11 |
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I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
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2005-12-13, 06:06 PM | #12 | |
Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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I don't know Swedguy...he 'could' be for real, but somehow I think there's some chain yankin going on. The character is almost a little too consistent |
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2005-12-13, 06:06 PM | #13 | |
Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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2005-12-13, 06:22 PM | #14 | |
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DEAR FETISH1:
Thank you for your words. I will think about to it. In the future, I will make sites with only very basic words, (CUMFIESTA, click here now!, etc) and I will not copy the sentence in the banners. I will hope that the sentences in the webpages of the sponsors will be correct! Yours sincerely, TALLEYRAND Quote:
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2005-12-13, 06:29 PM | #15 | |
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DEAR GREENGUY:
I read some time ago in an article that the best is to put the warning inside an image, in that way the SE will not to index the warning. Yours sincerely, TALLEYRAND Quote:
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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2005-12-13, 07:23 PM | #19 |
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Talleryrand is a post bot with poor AI coded by Sparky.
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2005-12-13, 07:46 PM | #20 |
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Talleyrand,
You's gots' some ball on yo' to stick in cher. I see yo pain. Cos all my relatives would gots'ta die t'wipe out illiteracy, I 'ford schooled bitch to rite my text. Wont recommendation? |
2005-12-13, 07:47 PM | #21 | |
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DEAR GREENGUY:
Before that I submitted my last site you have not problem with my sites, or with my english, or with my text inside an image. However, today you have problems with all about me. I do not understand your change. Yours sincerely, TALLEYRAND Quote:
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2005-12-13, 07:50 PM | #22 | |
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DEAR CHOP SMITH:
Congratulations!!! I understand nothing of your post. Best regards, TALLEYRAND Quote:
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2005-12-13, 07:54 PM | #23 | |
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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2005-12-13, 08:00 PM | #24 |
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I got my woman to rewrite the other post. Here is the translated version:
You have some ball on you to stay here. I see your pain. If all of my relatives would die it would wipe out illiteracy. Therefore, I hire an educated woman to write my text. Would you like for me to recommend you to her? |
2005-12-13, 08:13 PM | #25 | |
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DEAR CHOP SMITH:
Can someone here to think that I am very happy of to have problems with other persons? I only posted for to answer about my last site rejected by GreenGuy, no more. However, all that I write is a problem for you and other. May be the real problem is that I was not born in USA... You understand me. Did you? Best regards, TALLEYRAND Quote:
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