Haha, Bush and C. Rice. Drab routine of the WhiteHouse

[Garou]

If You haven't read this in the newspapers - read it now


GB: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
CR: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
GB: Great. Lay it on me.
CR: Hu is the new leader of China.
GB: That's what I want to know.
CR: That's what I'm telling you.
GB: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
CR: Yes.
GB: I mean the fellow's name.
CR: Hu.
GB: The guy in China.
CR: Hu.
GB: The new leader of China.
CR: Hu.
GB: The Chinaman!
CR: Hu is leading China.
GB: Now whaddya' asking me for?
CR: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
GB: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
CR: That's the man's name.
GB: That's who's name?
CR: Yes.
GB: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
CR: Yes, sir.
GB: Yassir??? Yassir Arafat is in China?! I thought he was in the Middle East.
CR: That's correct.
GB: Then who is in China?
CR: Yes, sir.
GB: Yassir is in China?
CR: No, sir.
GB: Then who is?
CR: Yes, sir.
GB: Yassir?
CR: No, sir.
GB: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
CR: Kofi?
GB: No, thanks.
CR: You want Kofi?
GB: No.
CR: You don't want Kofi.
GB: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
CR: Yes, sir.
GB: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
CR: Kofi?
GB: Milk! Will you please make the call?
CR: And call who?
GB: Who is the guy at the U.N?
CR: Hu is the guy in China.
GB: Will you stay out of China?!
CR: Yes, sir.
GB: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
CR: Kofi.
GB: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(CR picks up the phone.)
CR: Rice, here.
GB: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[ngb1959]