Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story...

petite2 · 2005-05-29, 06:03 AM

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."! At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
interrupt.

spookyx · 2005-05-29, 07:44 AM

LOL that was a good one

sue-fl · 2005-05-29, 10:32 AM

Now that was great! LMAO!!

Qon · 2005-05-29, 10:34 AM

lol... yep, classic

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pornrex · 2005-05-29, 02:23 PM

hilarious and twisted at the same time!

2005-05-29, 06:03 AM	#1
petite2 Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 12	Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story... Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."! At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt. __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-05-29, 10:34 AM	#4
Qon The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Join Date: May 2005 Location: HELL Posts: 170	lol... yep, classic .. __________________ OP Links \| Webmaster Programs \| Thailand Dream Vacation Tour -

2005-05-29, 02:23 PM	#5
pornrex feeling a bit better Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,779	hilarious and twisted at the same time! __________________ colo-cation - the only host you'll need

2005-05-29, 07:44 AM	#2
spookyx Kodak Ghosts Run Amok Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hobbs End Posts: 1,718	LOL that was a good one

2005-05-29, 10:32 AM	#3
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	Now that was great! LMAO!!