Dating Rituals LOL

Platinum Bryan · 2005-10-06, 10:56 AM

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk
and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date:You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date:You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-karat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you
already realised nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two
sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The POINT: DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN!?

MrYum · 2005-10-06, 11:34 AM

Don't know where you're coming up with these Bryan...but

SirMoby · 2005-10-06, 11:42 AM

I knoe a few white women that won't shave thier legs a few days before the 1st date and 2nd date to make sure they don't have sex until the 3rd date.

2005-10-06, 10:56 AM	#1
Platinum Bryan Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 81	Dating Rituals LOL WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date:You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date:You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-karat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realised nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. The POINT: DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN!?

2005-10-06, 11:34 AM	#2
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2005-10-06, 11:42 AM	#3
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	I knoe a few white women that won't shave thier legs a few days before the 1st date and 2nd date to make sure they don't have sex until the 3rd date.