Why Smut Gremlins had never linked my sites?

[Talleyrand]

Dear Webmasters:
I have only 12 free sites, but they had been linked by GreenGuys, Hoes, FreePicSex, PenisBot, etc.
However, Smut Gremlins never had linked one of my sites.
I do not know the motives and I think that may be I need to learn how to make a site that will like to Smut Gremlins. Please, would some webmaster help me?
The following are some URL of my sites, 2 are from february and 2 are from november 2005.
http://www.coolpornsex.com/goldgirls/blondes/index.html
http://www.coolpornsex.com/free/dezeray/index.html
http://www.coolpornsex.com/free/fiona/index.html
http://coolpornsex.com/free/badonkax01/index.html

Thank you in advance.
Best regards,

TALLEYRAND

[Fonz]

You might find an answer right here: http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=14887

[Emerald]

http://www.coolpornsex.com/goldgirls/blondes/index.html - Index page scrolls to the right

http://www.coolpornsex.com/free/fiona/index.html - Index page scrolls to the right

http://coolpornsex.com/free/badonkax01/index.html - Have to ask MML about this one

http://www.coolpornsex.com/free/dezeray/index.html - Have to ask MML about this one


Best bet is to post your enquiry on the link that Fonz provided (thanks Fonz).. MML reads that and answers there.

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=14887

[Yahook]

Emerald, the link in your last message doesn't work. But I'm sure Talleyrand will find it.

[Talleyrand]

DEAR SIR:

The Big Boys and other Link List that linked my sites had not watched the "index page scrolls to the right" that you says.
I can not to watch the "index page scrolls to the right" in monitors of 14 inches, 15 inches, 17 inches, surfing with MSIE 6.0, Netscape 7.2, and Opera 8.5.
It is a pity that you watched "index page scrolls to the right".
Best regards,

TALLEYRAND
CoolPornSEX
CoolPornTGP

Originally Posted by Emerald

http://www.coolpornsex.com/goldgirls/blondes/index.html - Index page scrolls to the right

http://www.coolpornsex.com/free/fiona/index.html - Index page scrolls to the right

http://coolpornsex.com/free/badonkax01/index.html - Have to ask MML about this one

http://www.coolpornsex.com/free/dezeray/index.html - Have to ask MML about this one


Best bet is to post your enquiry on the link that Fonz provided (thanks Fonz).. MML reads that and answers there.

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=14887

[Surfn]

Emerald isn't masculine on this side of the planet...although she may be a hoser, eh?



j/k Emm |blowkiss|

[Emerald]

Talleyrand,

You dont have to watch every screen monitor resolution size to make sure your site doesnt scroll to the right! Make your tables and banners to fit 800 wide (best way is make the tables 740 pixels wide) . This is not my rule alone.. Majority of Link Lists these days have this rule.. Not my fault they let that slip by them.

MML does my reviews and he is one tuff cookie.

Here is a website that will assist you when you make your sites. Go to this URL and check your site before submitting.
http://www.webconfs.com/web-page-screen-resolution.php

[Yahook]

I would say 750 is good size. But I agree with Emerald - 800 will scroll to the right.

[Talleyrand]

DEAR SIR:

ALL my tables have no more than 750 pixels, and this is correct and never scroll to the right, except when you watched it.

You have the right of to accept the links that you want, and the webmasters have the right to submit to Link Lists that are friendly with them.

I will not submit again to your Link List.
The life is very short and I do not need more problems.

Best regards,

TALLEYRAND
CoolPornSEX
CoolPornTGP

Originally Posted by Emerald

Talleyrand,

You dont have to watch every screen monitor resolution size to make sure your site doesnt scroll to the right! Make your tables and banners to fit 800 wide (best way is make the tables 740 pixels wide) . This is not my rule alone.. Majority of Link Lists these days have this rule.. Not my fault they let that slip by them.

MML does my reviews and he is one tuff cookie.

Here is a website that will assist you when you make your sites. Go to this URL and check your site before submitting.
http://www.webconfs.com/web-page-screen-resolution.php

[Yahook]

ALL my tables have no more than 750 pixels

I didn't check it but if you say truth, this is not good from the side of SmutGremlins

[DangerDave]

If Emerald or Mr ML, see the site as scrolling... bad fucking luck... IT IS!

The two have them have been looking at, and reviewing sites since before you idiots were fucking born.

IT IS NOT THE JOB OF THE LINKLIST OR THE REVIEWER TO FIX OR AMEND YOUR SITE....

Nor is it there job to accept every single site thrown at them.

IT IS YOUR JOB AS THE SUBMITTER TO GET IT RIGHT

If you can't get it right... then ask why, and ACCEPT THE FUCKING ANSWER and go away and fix it - Don't come back here trying to justify why your crappy little free site deserves to be on the front page of every major LL that exists!.




...and Yahook it is not your job to pass comment on every linklist's rules that you dont fucking like!!

IF YOU DONT LIKE THE RULES PISS OFF and submit somewhere else.

We are all getting sick of thes fucking threads.

DD

[Emerald]

*applauds applauds*

OMG Danger Dave.. I could not have said it better myself.. was thinking the same things you just said and now I dont have to post my thoughts since you echoed them perfectly!! *hugs*

and seriously Yahook.. Mind your own business!!! this thread was not directed to you in any shape or manor, yet you take it upon yourself to post in everyones threads.

Worse part of all this is a few days ago while discussing you, your threads and your constant comments, with one of my colleagues, I was defending you!! but now I recant my defense on your behalf.. cuz yer a nuisance!!

Personally I am happy that Talleyrand wont be submitting to me.. more traffic for the webmasters who do follow my extensive and lengthy rules. The rules are there for a reason!!

[Chop Smith]

Originally Posted by Talleyrand

...I will not submit again to your Link List. The life is very short and I do not need more problems.

Does this mean that we can celebrate your exit. I trust that you will be taking your arguemental, 'know it all', cronnies with you.

[Surfn]

It doesn't do any good Dave they think they are smarter than everyone else. All we can do is keep them off our lists.

[Yahook]

Emerald, I like your linklist I do not try to say anything bad about you.

I use 750 on lots of my sites and it doesn't have any right scrolling - that's the only thing I wanted to say.

[Greenguy]

The tables may be 750 but there's a border on them that pushes it over the 800 rule & causes the scroll.

This is why you should test your work before you submit it.

[CrazySy]

Index page of first site:

<a NAME="Teens at Stable with Sunshine"></a>
<center><table BORDER=5 CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=5 WIDTH="760" BGCOLOR="#3333FF" >

[plateman]

hehe it has been a soap opera lately

[Emerald]

What baffles my brain, is they come here crying that they didnt get listed, and asking why so they can fix it to be listed in the future, (which is the correct thing to do) BUT when you tell them why... they jump all over ya like its the LL owners fault they cant read the rules to begin with.

Im getting to the point where I will close all submits and just enjoy the benefits of of the SE traffic I worked hard for over the last 8 years. I have enough of my own freesites to keep it alive without all the headaches of submitters.

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by Emerald

What baffles my brain, is they come here crying that they didnt get listed, and asking why so they can fix it to be listed in the future, (which is the correct thing to do) BUT when you tell them why... they jump all over ya like its the LL owners fault they cant read the rules to begin with.

Im getting to the point where I will close all submits and just enjoy the benefits of of the SE traffic I worked hard for over the last 8 years. I have enough of my own freesites to keep it alive without all the headaches of submitters.

Yea...it is getting more than a bit stupid lately

Nothing like coming to a board for the first time...asking for help getting listed...then pissing on the shoes of the person trying to help you. Not exactly the sharpest tool in the ol shed!

Would hate to see you shut down submissions Emerald There are still quality submitters that gladly play by the rules (though lately they're getter harder to find).

Perhaps instead, it's time for the Gremlin to go partner only. You certainly have the traffic and submitters base to support it

[Yahook]

<a NAME="Teens at Stable with Sunshine"></a>
<center><table BORDER=5 CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=5 WIDTH="760" BGCOLOR="#3333FF" >

Talleyrand you're not right in this thread

I think Talleyrand was very angry because he asked you very late. Emerald, I don't think it's a good idea to close your submit page, but if you open partner accounts this situation will never appear again. Then it will be possible to get a partner account for every webmaster who want to follow all your rules.

[Talleyrand]

DEAR SIR:

Had I injuried someone?
Had I written bad words (insultos, malas palabras)?
Had I written that I want that SmutGremlin change my html?

I am a webmaster that submit to many link list and I know that is logic that many times the submit is rejected.

I only think different of a link list owner, because he think that Big Boys and other link list owner, that linked my sites, are all blind and can not to watch the "errors" that he says that watched.

Smut Gremlins says: "Yahook.. Mind your own business!!! this thread was not directed to you in any shape or manor".
BUT he not say that this thread was not directed to the other people that had posted in his favor.

If I will not to submit again to Smut Gremlins it is not problem for someone.

I think that when Smut Gremlins says that may be he closed the submits, he make a politic declaration for to get that the people that read his crying post will post against to me.

I believe that the real problem of some people may be that they are very angry because a webmaster think different that a link list owner.

Thanks to all that had posted, except those that had written bad words.

Best regards,

TALLEYRAND
CoolPornSEX
CoolPornTGP

Originally Posted by Yahook

Talleyrand you're not right in this thread

I think Talleyrand was very angry because he asked you very late. Emerald, I don't think it's a good idea to close your submit page, but if you open partner accounts this situation will never appear again. Then it will be possible to get a partner account for every webmaster who want to follow all your rules.

[ponygirl]

Talleyrand, you said it best here...

Life go on, with or without you!

why do I feel like I've stepped thru the looking glass here lately???

[plateman]

IMO there's to many people in the porn biz!!! seems to me the last few batches of freesite newbies have the idea to get a free site program that builds 30 40 50 80 doorways in no time and then auto submitt to as many LL as they can, then if you list or dont list there sites, then they spam you up the ass with the same type content, same paysite and hardly a different template day after day after fuckin day.. and not a one reads your rules..

In fact I think I am just about tired of the whole fuckin porn biz.. way to much BS, you gotta compete with the se spammers, spend way to much time weeding through submits to list sites, if you have a LL, get sales scrubbed from the CC procressors, think about what sponsor might be shaving you and I could go on and on..

I could go back to rebuilding transmissions, as I was very good at that and made good money and with my 2 LL and free sites I have and galleries I could live real nice..

also for the people who dont like me and the ones I dont like - kiss my fuckin ass, I could care less..

And yahook dont quote me and say "if you had partner accounts you would not have problem" I know it would help a little but not everything..

[plateman]

DEAR SIR:

Had I injuried someone?
Had I written bad words (insultos, malas palabras)?
Had I written that I want that SmutGremlin change my html?

Talleyrand just the way you started that - you sound like jerk.. in fact your whole post sounds like a asshole...