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My Pussy Just Won't Shut up and its driving me CRAZY!!!
OMG, my cute little 6# abyssinian female went into heat a few days ago, and we don't have her appointment to get her spayed until the 15th. She is going around the house whining non-fucking stop wanting to mate.
Unfortunately, my Male 13# bengal has tried to mate with her, numerous times, but he is neutered, so he can only do so much, lol. I swear I'm about ready to set up a video camera, it is funny as hell he kinda shifts back and forth on his hind legs trying to figure it all out, lmao. Today though, he is getting so frustrated with her constant demands, as we all are, now he just makes like he is getting on her, then jumps off and runs and hides somewhere. I want to run and hide somewhere, her whine just goes right thru ya. Loki is now on my bookcase here in my office with his face turned away from the room trying to be invisible. I posted on an Aby board asking how long they stay in heat, I'm hoping it is only for a few days and won't continue until her appointment. I read some cats stay in heat until they are pregnant or spayed. ![]() And how many of you thought I wasn't going to talk about my cat? ![]()
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
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It's a shame they don't have other forms of birth control for cats. Your poor pussy will never know the joys of having pussy and cock at the same time.
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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LOL redcherry! I saw the thread and thought maybe you were having multi orgams this morning
![]() My dog just got out of her heat. She doesn't howl like cats do but she sure makes a mess! I had to buy doggy pads and all....GROSS! |
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eeeewwwww! I bet that is a mess, she doesn't seem to have that issue. But her whine is kinda like the sound a newborn baby makes, and it is almost non-stop, I woke up 1/2 hr ago and she is running around crying guess it hasn't stopped today. ![]() I hear ya, SirMoby, I always hate to do that to pets, but after this experience, I'm not feeling so bad about it anymore, lol.
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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Q-tips and K-Y is your friend at times like this.
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Ear Plugs would be my friend right now.
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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maybe you should place an ad on craigslist to have someone come over to pet your pussy.
or keep your pussy company.. ![]() |cool| |
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No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you
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Cleo, I was at my ex-girlfriend's brother's house one night and his roomate had a cat in heat... Yikes! |
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I'll take screwing my cat with a Q-tip over listening to her cry all night anytime.
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oh boy, was afraid it was something like that. Maybe MadHatter can help me with that. ![]()
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Think of it this way… at least it isn't oral pleasure that you need to give them to shut them up.
Which reminds me that I need to get my newest one fixed as soon as she is old enough. |
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Oh, I feel for ya. I had two cats (sisters) that came into heat at the same time. I had to wait for their appointments as well and having two of them yowling was enough to make me eligible for the men in the white jackets and the padded room.
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Cleo, uh, any length of time you have to do that, is it just a quick put it in and out? I've never q-tipped a cat before, and I don't want to hurt her. This is just weird asking all that, but her yowling along with our ISP saying "the upgrades are supposed to be done mid month" well THANKS TO YOU it doesn't help when I'm intermittant dial-up fucking slow getting my work done. I'm just about ready to go postal. ![]()
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I just stuck it in her and walked away. Had to do a few more times that night.
One of those things that you learn living around farms. |
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Cats are unique in that they don't ovulate until after they get screwed. Once they ovulate they shut up for awhile but then they are ready to go again the cycle is repeated. This can result in multiple kittens with different fathers or in the case of a Q-Tip a very confused but quiet cat.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
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Whatever normal is it is highly over rated anyway
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Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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My cat usually lasts a week or so when she goes into heat - cant stand it she humps everything as far as the qtip goes - OMFG! I cant believe that shit
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I was taking pics of my office to show my sister, we built new shelves yesterday, and the cats were chasing each other while I was trying to take the pics, got this one snapped.
http://www.pixelpie.com/house-pics/cats02.jpg shows the size difference between my Bengal Boy Loki on the left, and BuBastis on the right, lol Before Bu went into heat, they kept a good distance between them (and before my new shelves, lol) http://www.pixelpie.com/house-pics/old-office-01.jpg After she goes into heat, they are best budies and trying to figure out how to get into mischief on my desk. http://www.pixelpie.com/house-pics/cats01.jpg I love my shelves, we beat up 1x6's and antiqued them, then added rustique to the brackets. Hate those pressboard monstrosities I used to have, we have banished them in the garage, lol. http://www.pixelpie.com/house-pics/new-office-04.jpg
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No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
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Yay for spaying and neutering!
No matter how much the kitty drives you nuts, though, DO NOT have her spayed until she is totally out of heat. When she-cats are in heat (maybe other animals, too), their ovaries swell up in some way that really implants them in the body. If she is spayed in the condition, there could be parts of the ovaries which do not get completely removed with the basic slice-and-scoop surgery. What that means is that she will be sterilized, but will still go into heat! My mother did this to her cat, finally broke down and got her fixed while she was in heat, lied to the vet, and ended up with a yowling, presenting, gooey kitty anyhow. Years later, kitty finally got a follow-up surgery to remove the remaining ovary part, which was covered in scar tissue and took about 4 hours of surgery to locate and remove. Kitty has a massive wound and was in pain for a while. Oh, and don't cheap out on the meds: your vet should offer a liquid painkiller for your special girl after her surgery. ![]() |
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OMG, I had no idea, I will have to ask the vet about that, I'm going to go crazy if I have to wait longer, esp. if she is the type of breed that doesn't go out of heat until she is fixed or pregnant. I'm still waiting to hear back from some Aby breeders that question as to how long this breed goes into heat.
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Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!
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I know when one of our girls had to be fixed, the vet asked how long it had been since she was in heat. He wouldnt do it if it had been quite recently as he said something about the cervix or uterus becomes "brittle" during heat and takes time to become pliable again after their cycle. |confused| I asked how to live through the howling, and he backed up what Cleo said. He told me to use the old Q-tip remedy to fake her out till we could get her back in!
As BAD as I hate to admit it, IT WORKS! ![]()
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Not sure about house cats but big cats have a bone with a sharp barb in their penis that they actually hook into the vagina.
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those cats are amazing looking! very cool
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