Housewife Hooker

awf · 2005-11-14, 11:46 PM

This man gets laid off from his job, so he tells his wife that in order to pay the bills, she has to work the streets, she reluctantly agrees. He told her he will be in the car across from the corner she is standing. Sure enough she's standing as he's watching and a car pulls up.

The driver asks her, "How much for a lay?"

She replies, "Umm just gimmee a sec."

She runs across the street and asks her husband, he replied, "Just charge him $100." She runs back and says, "$100."

The guy in the car says, "Too much, how much for a blow job?" She once again asks her husband, he replied "go charge him $80"

The guy in the car once again said, "Too much, how much for a hand job?" Her husband said, "Oh what the hell charge him $60." The guy in the car agreed, as he pulled his massive 11" penis, the wife said, "Hold on one sec."

She ran across the street and said to her husband, "Are you sure we can't lend him $40, sweetheart!"

awf · 2005-11-14, 11:49 PM

I got a pretty good laugh out of reading that. thought you guys might also..

SirMoby · 2005-11-15, 12:48 AM

That one made me chuckle.

Ramster · 2005-11-15, 08:28 AM

Yup, good one.

MrYum · 2005-11-15, 11:38 AM

Yup, she paid me the extra too

Very cute joke...thanks

ronnie · 2005-11-15, 11:44 AM

Good joke..

ronnie

Kenny B! · 2005-11-15, 01:04 PM

That one was pretty good

2005-11-14, 11:46 PM	#1
awf Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 22	Housewife Hooker This man gets laid off from his job, so he tells his wife that in order to pay the bills, she has to work the streets, she reluctantly agrees. He told her he will be in the car across from the corner she is standing. Sure enough she's standing as he's watching and a car pulls up. The driver asks her, "How much for a lay?" She replies, "Umm just gimmee a sec." She runs across the street and asks her husband, he replied, "Just charge him $100." She runs back and says, "$100." The guy in the car says, "Too much, how much for a blow job?" She once again asks her husband, he replied "go charge him $80" The guy in the car once again said, "Too much, how much for a hand job?" Her husband said, "Oh what the hell charge him $60." The guy in the car agreed, as he pulled his massive 11" penis, the wife said, "Hold on one sec." She ran across the street and said to her husband, "Are you sure we can't lend him $40, sweetheart!"

2005-11-14, 11:49 PM	#2
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2005-11-15, 08:28 AM	#4
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2005-11-15, 11:38 AM	#5
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2005-11-15, 01:04 PM	#7
Kenny B! I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 472	That one was pretty good __________________ ken@iacash.com icq: 53962376

2005-11-15, 12:48 AM	#3
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	That one made me chuckle.

2005-11-15, 11:44 AM	#6
ronnie Wheither you think you can or you think you can't, Your right. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: midwest Posts: 2,274	Good joke.. ronnie