Slap Happy Radio Tuesday Everyone!

[Greenguy]

Morning!

Big Radio Show tonight that missing will probably not effect your life that much

Other than that, I have just work & more work to do today.

[Jim]

Morning
I was supposed to run out today but I did it yesterday...Greenie.
So, besides going to the post office, I should be here all day.

[Torn Rose]

Morning, just another day of overcast in FL

Colts looked good last night, that first play going 80 yards and then the D stepping up. No idea if they go unbeaten, but I will take a few losses as long as we get home field in the playoffs and a Superbowl win in Feb.

[Righteous]

Good morning, glad to be working inside today.

It is nasty out today.

[Cleo]

Morning

My doorbell rang at almost midnight last night. Got out of bed went to my door and there was my neighbor completely naked holding his tightly whities rather drunk with one of his rent-a-girls so I got my pizza paddle and spanked him for being naughty and made him get dressed.

I'm guessing today will not include any naked fat men but I don't really know for sure.

Doing the gym thing once I'm awake enough to do the gym thing. Got the latest version of AutoGallerySQL, free upgrade, and will be starting on revamping my TGP finally over the next few days. Also told my Asian friend that I would help her pick out some new outfits from the Hustler store later today. She has five dogs so doing anything with her involves planing around care of five little, under 5 pounds, furry little barking animals that seem to always need walking, grooming, feeding, and emergency vet visits so any plans with her are always uncertain at best.

Lots of work of thing on my to do list today and not enough hours to get it all done.

[MrMaryLou]

Good Morning All

[spookyx]

good morning everybody!

[Surfn]

Good Morning Folks

I'm busier than a 2 pecker billy goat all day

[MindyBlingBucks]

Good morning! It's warm out today!! I'm enjoying it before the temperatures plunge again. Well, enjoying it as much as I can, sitting behind this desk.

[Ramster]

Good Morning.

Gotta go to the gym today. First time in a while so not looking forward to it.

[Erick G]

Morning all

Big hockey game tonight.. Senators vs Habs
and cant forget the radio show

[digifan]

Good morning, day or whatever your time zone is...

Cleo I am green with envy, you have so much fun

Today's pervert joke not just for you:

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and
dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

[digifan]

Oh I am keeping a big mac maintanance day with the help of a friend.. hope it will go seamlessly Tomorrow morning is another story when I have to go back to the clinic... but I won't stay there, I'll go with radiation and chemo.

P.S. Big maintanance day of my mac that is

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by Torn

Colts looked good last night, that first play going 80 yards and then the D stepping up.

Yes, that was fantastic for Steelers fans. Let us know the game would be a blow-out early!

digifan good luck with the treatments!

-Preacher

[Fonz]

Good afternoon folks,

Not much special going on today. Going snowbaording again tonight, I haven't broken anything in the last 4 weeks so maybe I'm getting better at this snow stuff. Anyway, we'll see how things go tonight

[Surfn]

Originally Posted by digifan

Good morning, day or whatever your time zone is...

Cleo I am green with envy, you have so much fun

Today's pervert joke not just for you:

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and
dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

I hate when I can't find the head...

[dareutwo]

Morning all -
Will only be around for a bit today. 10" of snow last night and No school again for the kids. (they've been out since last Wed and I'm about to lose my mind)
Time to find the shovels
btw- we have 4 snowmobiles so we actually love the white stuff

[sue-fl]

Morning! Funny thread this morning

Cleo you need to write a book about your life, I think it would be a best seller!!

digifan great joke to start the morning off! Good luck with the treatments!

I think it's great the Colts are 11-0!! I really like Tony Dungy and think he got shit on here in Tampa when they got rid of him. The Bucs that won the super bowl was Tony's team not Chuckys! If the Bucs can't win the superbowl than I hope the Colts do.

dareutwo I have to say that is the only thing I miss about the snow is snowmobiles!! The ones we rode when I was growing up were nothing like you all ride today though. Going threw trails in the woods, was so much fun. Have a ride for me today..

[docholly]

Morning.. ok it's still morning here in Sim City. Had my monthly camhoe breakfast today.. was fun as always..

Hope everyone has a good productive afternoon..i'll be running between the palms/rio & gold coast..

[MrYum]

Afternoon all!

Been a day from hell so far...it's gotta get better...I hope

Thanks Digi! Cute joke...a bit twisted...but cute