Yes, I know...

Useless · 2005-11-28, 02:21 PM

I'm dead in the water...no paddle, not even a donald duck floatie. But it's not just my sites. My entire host is down due to NOC issues, whatever the fuck that means.

http://www.skilledhost.com/

Someone...please hit me with a baseball bat, moisten it with my blood, then stick it in my ass.

Thank you.

swedguy · 2005-11-28, 02:31 PM

You sure have a skilled host

Useless · 2005-11-28, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

You sure have a skilled host

I think they may have added the 's' on by mistake. It was probably supposed to be Killed Host. That's my best guess.

MrYum · 2005-11-28, 02:36 PM

Damn, that blows UW...sorry to hear it

However, your 'adjustment' to the host name is pretty damn funny

quest · 2005-11-28, 02:50 PM

Looks like someone might be "moving" host again.

Sorry to hear all your sites are down, that does always suck.

Ben

Useless · 2005-11-28, 03:29 PM

If one doesn't change hosts at least three times per year, one doesn't know how to have fun.

Yahook · 2005-11-28, 04:30 PM

Useless Warrior, I wish you good luck with your host, I understand it's not too easy to change it

Mr. Blue · 2005-11-28, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

If one doesn't change hosts at least three times per year, one doesn't know how to have fun.

4 in the last year...I'm a party animal...I might be heading for a 5th soon, lol.

Mr. Blue · 2005-11-28, 04:32 PM

btw, the NOC excuse is a new one to me...so far the best excuse I got was, "What, your pages are still up...it's just on your end" lol, in this world exists a voicemail with me screaming every cuss word ever created.

Preacher · 2005-11-28, 05:28 PM

Maybe it's just you...maybe you are like some kind of pariah that takes down good hosts when you show up to the party. I mean it can't always be their fault, can it? |badidea|

-Preacher

twintone · 2005-11-28, 05:28 PM

"Their" NOC huh? skilledhost.com's IP is 207.44.214.118 which is owned by EV1 http://ws.arin.net/whois/?queryinput=207.44.214.118

Good reason to find a host that actually controls and owns their own hardware, and doesn't have to rely on a 3rd party to fix it for them. Or, better yet, why don't you just host with EV1? |confused|

Useless · 2005-11-28, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twintone

Or, better yet, why don't you just host with EV1? |confused|

Cause I don't need a dedicated server and their virtual accounts suck. Not to mention:

Quote:

Violation Of EV1Servers Virtual Accounts: It is absolutely forbidden to host pornographic content or IRC servers on Virtual Server Accounts. Virtual Server Accounts found hosting this material will be subject to immediate cancellation without refund.

I am looking at their VPSs though.

m@rk · 2005-11-29, 04:12 AM

UW I feel for you, I know exactly what you are talking about, damn I have moved hosts, well lets just say alot, my last move was about 8 months ago to atcihosting.com they have some really good virtual deals with a first free month, anyway I am real happy with them, their ICQ support is really good and I haven't had any downtime at all, maybe you should take a look at them, hope this helps ...
Mark

MeatPounder · 2005-11-29, 04:45 AM

UW, if you don't want to move down to colo-cation for whatever reason, I also highly recommend www.atcihosting.com

Useless · 2005-11-29, 09:15 AM

Another day, another host...

If I could have stayed in bed today, I would have. Whoring Wives is mostly uploaded. The free sites that she hosts should be fine. Filthy Earl's free sites are up I'm uploading the rest of the site now.

Neither will be taking submissions today as I have to get my ass out of here and go to work.

neveremail · 2005-11-29, 10:05 AM

Yeah I noticed your sites were down when submitting. Hope its not too much of a pain in the ass to sort out.

Blnt · 2005-11-29, 12:52 PM

Well,
Cheap crap! As far as I can remeber their host didn't work well. I alawys have problems with thier servers (always just my name servers were affected) and their support.. well support?!? there were no support just lies and bullshitting me all the time. I am just about to tell them to how much I like them..

2005-11-28, 02:21 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Yes, I know... I'm dead in the water...no paddle, not even a donald duck floatie. But it's not just my sites. My entire host is down due to NOC issues, whatever the fuck that means. http://www.skilledhost.com/ Someone...please hit me with a baseball bat, moisten it with my blood, then stick it in my ass. Thank you. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-11-28, 02:36 PM	#4
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	Damn, that blows UW...sorry to hear it However, your 'adjustment' to the host name is pretty damn funny __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions

2005-11-28, 03:29 PM	#6
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	If one doesn't change hosts at least three times per year, one doesn't know how to have fun. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-11-28, 04:32 PM	#9
Mr. Blue Searching for Jimmy Hoffa Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 771	btw, the NOC excuse is a new one to me...so far the best excuse I got was, "What, your pages are still up...it's just on your end" lol, in this world exists a voicemail with me screaming every cuss word ever created. __________________ 69Blue.com ICQ #223487665

2005-11-28, 05:28 PM	#10
Preacher There's Xanax in my thurible! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wherever they screw on my head Posts: 2,441	Maybe it's just you...maybe you are like some kind of pariah that takes down good hosts when you show up to the party. I mean it can't always be their fault, can it? \|badidea\| -Preacher __________________ NSCash * This Depraved World

2005-11-28, 02:31 PM	#2
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	You sure have a skilled host

2005-11-28, 02:50 PM	#5
quest Trying is the first step towards failure Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: North of the Motor City, MI. Posts: 122	Looks like someone might be "moving" host again. Sorry to hear all your sites are down, that does always suck. Ben

2005-11-28, 04:30 PM	#7
Yahook Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 511	Useless Warrior, I wish you good luck with your host, I understand it's not too easy to change it

2005-11-28, 05:28 PM	#11
twintone Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 77	"Their" NOC huh? skilledhost.com's IP is 207.44.214.118 which is owned by EV1 http://ws.arin.net/whois/?queryinput=207.44.214.118 Good reason to find a host that actually controls and owns their own hardware, and doesn't have to rely on a 3rd party to fix it for them. Or, better yet, why don't you just host with EV1? \|confused\| __________________

2005-11-29, 04:12 AM	#13
m@rk Lord help me, I'm just not that bright Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 106	UW I feel for you, I know exactly what you are talking about, damn I have moved hosts, well lets just say alot, my last move was about 8 months ago to atcihosting.com they have some really good virtual deals with a first free month, anyway I am real happy with them, their ICQ support is really good and I haven't had any downtime at all, maybe you should take a look at them, hope this helps ... Mark __________________ Submit Your Free Sites to Sxxx Links

2005-11-29, 04:45 AM	#14
MeatPounder Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl Posts: 2,408	UW, if you don't want to move down to colo-cation for whatever reason, I also highly recommend www.atcihosting.com

2005-11-29, 09:15 AM	#15
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Another day, another host... If I could have stayed in bed today, I would have. Whoring Wives is mostly uploaded. The free sites that she hosts should be fine. Filthy Earl's free sites are up I'm uploading the rest of the site now. Neither will be taking submissions today as I have to get my ass out of here and go to work. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-11-29, 10:05 AM	#16
neveremail Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 504	Yeah I noticed your sites were down when submitting. Hope its not too much of a pain in the ass to sort out. __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-11-29, 12:52 PM	#17
Blnt Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Poland Posts: 65	Well, Cheap crap! As far as I can remeber their host didn't work well. I alawys have problems with thier servers (always just my name servers were affected) and their support.. well support?!? there were no support just lies and bullshitting me all the time. I am just about to tell them to how much I like them.. __________________ Instant HardLink Trades*