Blind man could not find his dogs butt.

itsmelisa · 2007-03-14, 07:45 AM

A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.

Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "sir, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!"

"I know," said the blind man, "but i gotta find his head before i can kick his butt."

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Greenguy · 2007-03-14, 09:40 AM

A blind man was out jerking his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal came and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his cock and patted the dog's head.

Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "sir, why are you patting him? That dog just came on your leg!"

"I know," said the blind man, "but i gotta find his head before i can fuck his butt."

Torn Rose · 2007-03-14, 09:41 AM

dogs like spam.

Simon · 2007-03-14, 11:39 AM

Okay, fine, animal jokes for today it is. The little girl in this one would have a future at Fetish Club when she got a bit older.

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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says.

The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your firetruck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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Licker4U · 2007-03-14, 11:45 AM

Why don't the blind sky dive?

It scares the shit out of the dog.

SheepGuy · 2007-03-14, 01:48 PM

What do you call an insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a DOG

If a stork brings white people white babies, and a blackbird brings black people black babies, what bird brings no babies at all?

A swallow.

2007-03-14, 07:45 AM	#1
itsmelisa Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3	Blind man could not find his dogs butt. A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head. Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "sir, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!" "I know," said the blind man, "but i gotta find his head before i can kick his butt." ---------- - Lisa Only The Best Funny Jokes: http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com

2007-03-14, 09:40 AM	#2
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	A blind man was out jerking his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal came and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his cock and patted the dog's head. Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "sir, why are you patting him? That dog just came on your leg!" "I know," said the blind man, "but i gotta find his head before i can fuck his butt." __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2007-03-14, 11:39 AM	#4
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	CBT (Cat Ball Torture) Okay, fine, animal jokes for today it is. The little girl in this one would have a future at Fetish Club when she got a bit older. -- A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your firetruck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren." -- __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2007-03-14, 01:48 PM	#6
SheepGuy It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,527	What do you call an insomniac dyslexic agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a DOG If a stork brings white people white babies, and a blackbird brings black people black babies, what bird brings no babies at all? A swallow. __________________ If the Environment was a bank, they would have saved it by now.

2007-03-14, 09:41 AM	#3
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	dogs like spam.

2007-03-14, 11:45 AM	#5
Licker4U Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lower Alabama-The Redneck Riviera Posts: 2,377	Why don't the blind sky dive? It scares the shit out of the dog.