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Old 2007-03-14, 07:45 AM   #1
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Blind man could not find his dogs butt.

A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.

Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "sir, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!"

"I know," said the blind man, "but i gotta find his head before i can kick his butt."


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Old 2007-03-14, 09:40 AM   #2
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A blind man was out jerking his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal came and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his cock and patted the dog's head.

Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "sir, why are you patting him? That dog just came on your leg!"

"I know," said the blind man, "but i gotta find his head before i can fuck his butt."
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Old 2007-03-14, 09:41 AM   #3
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dogs like spam.
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Old 2007-03-14, 11:39 AM   #4
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CBT (Cat Ball Torture)

Okay, fine, animal jokes for today it is. The little girl in this one would have a future at Fetish Club when she got a bit older.

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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says.

The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your firetruck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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Old 2007-03-14, 11:45 AM   #5
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Why don't the blind sky dive?



It scares the shit out of the dog.


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Old 2007-03-14, 01:48 PM   #6
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What do you call an insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a DOG


If a stork brings white people white babies, and a blackbird brings black people black babies, what bird brings no babies at all?

A swallow.
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