Yes, I'm Down - I Know

Useless · 2009-01-08, 08:39 AM

Just so none of you feel it necessary to create threads with my domains in the title or unlinked in your posts, be assured that I realize PerveSpace.com and every other fucking thing I own has been missing from the ether for 3 or so hours.

Don't fret. I'm sipping coffee, listening to acoustic music, and looking at the help wanted ads in the local paper. Everything is going to be fine.

NY Jester · 2009-01-08, 09:01 AM

As long as you know, then we are all good.

Mateusz · 2009-01-08, 09:19 AM

Seems to be working now

Useless · 2009-01-08, 09:21 AM

The calming acoustic music helped: I'm back up. Of course, I'm now seeing that my sites were completely unreachable since before 3AM, my host's monitoring system managed to pick up that fact by 5AM and never managed to bring me back up until I submitted my own ticket minutes ago.

Excellent.

Useless · 2009-01-08, 11:45 AM

MOTHER FUCKER!

MeatPounder · 2009-01-08, 12:53 PM

Just so you know UW, you are down again

Useless · 2009-01-08, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatPounder

Just so you know UW, you are down again

Did you expect anything less? I don't do the simple 30 minute down times these other pussies do. When I go down, I make it an all day process of up and down, including times when FTP and email will work, but HTTP is taking a break. Then I'll mix it up by making it completely dead to the net. That's how I roll. I'm hardcore.

ladydesigner · 2009-01-08, 02:08 PM

Sweet! Now my whole freakin day of submitting is screwed up cuz you're sites are down. I'm moving on, that's how I roll. Kidding! Hope you get it all fixed soon UW.

Useless · 2009-01-08, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ladydesigner

Sweet! Now my whole freakin day of submitting is screwed up cuz you're sites are down. I'm moving on, that's how I roll. Kidding! Hope you get it all fixed soon UW.

Sorry.

ManageMy(fucking)Box is sort of looking into it.
They've handed off the issue to the Concern Dept. whatever the hell that means.

Useless · 2009-01-08, 03:38 PM

My entire little empire will be permanently moving over to one of Colo-cation's properties over the next couple of days. Please bear with me as my old host is very slow in their responses.

virgohippy · 2009-01-08, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

My entire little empire will be permanently moving over to one of Colo-cation's properties over the next couple of days. Please bear with me as my old host is very slow in their responses.

Colo-cation has been nothing but good to me since I made the switch.

Greenguy · 2009-01-08, 04:55 PM

Did anyone tell you that your sig file is not loading?

CROSS SELLS

Useless · 2009-01-08, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

Did anyone tell you that your sig file is not loading?

I'm working on it. I think you know, my sig is my highest priority. The image file has been uploaded to Colo and I've edited the nameservers for that domain.

Finally got a reply back from the current host: My server has been severely compromised. They intentionally took it offline, but didn't bother to tell me. Instead, they let me sit here all day believing that they are too lazy to reboot it for me.

Useless · 2009-01-08, 06:12 PM

Ladies and Gentleman, the image in my sig is now hosted by Colo-cation.com.

Cleo · 2009-01-08, 06:20 PM

So will you be writing a catchy Yes, I'm Down - I Know hip hop tune?

Useless · 2009-01-08, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

So will you be writing a catchy Yes, I'm Down - I Know hip hop tune?

I may have to. After all, I'm not only down wit dat, I'm just plain down.

Useless · 2009-01-08, 08:34 PM

Knowing that thousands of webmasters worldwide are watching this thread in nervous anticipation, I've decided to give you this update. 8 hours after opening the support ticket, I received this:

Quote:

Dear Mark,

Your server has been replugged and it is online now, also we have performed basic hardening and also blocked the ip's attacking server. We have also installed and configured firewall on the server, so you should now not face any issues.

In reality, the server still times-out when pinged. Also, that basic hardening and firewall was supposed to have been done before I ever received the server months ago. I can't believe this host has the word 'Managed' in its name.

Sven800 · 2009-01-08, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I can't believe this host has the word 'Managed' in its name.

They apparently left out the "Mis" due to domain name length and marketing reasons.

Cleo · 2009-01-09, 07:15 AM

Now all your stuff is 404.

Useless · 2009-01-09, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Now all your stuff is 404.

There's a simple explanation for that. The did an loaded the OS on another drive, synced my date over to that drive - and Apache won't start.

cd34 was up later than me, and I was up until 3AM, so I'm not going to call him. (The man deserve his rest after dealing with me yesterday.) When he comes online, he's going to rysnc my data onto his servers and life will be good. I held out until the last minute, like a fool, to start uploading my local back-ups to Colo because I was hoping that the old host would have that server running last night so cd34 could do the rysnc. Now I can't even figure out what they've done wrong and it's pretty obvious that they didn't look at anything before handing me over the box.

NY Jester · 2009-01-09, 09:13 AM

Hey Useless, do you sort of feel like your being bent over a fallen tree in the backwoods..do hear banjos playing?

Useless · 2009-01-09, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY Jester

Hey Useless, do you sort of feel like your being bent over a fallen tree in the backwoods..do hear banjos playing?

What's a boy to do? A little over a year ago, I finally learned to accept that there are things that are out of my control and that I cannot allow those things to ruin me. Otherwise, I'd be crying right now. But I'm coping. And knowing that I'm moving everything to Colo today helps.

I attempted to restart Apache - got an error. Hit the start Apache button - got an error. I used the reboot command within my old control panel -- 5 minutes later and the control panel isn't even responding anymore. I may take up widdling.

Cleo · 2009-01-09, 09:27 AM

You could always put up a MySpace Hip Hop page and start selling sex toys.

NY Jester · 2009-01-09, 09:29 AM

^^^^

Well, Useless is a Lyrical poet...A Hip Hop Gangsta...A Microphone Master...A Turntable Titan and because he's got mad street cred he gets a Ghetto Pass

Useless · 2009-01-09, 09:42 AM

I do rock a mic like a vandal and wax a chump like a candle.

2009-01-08, 08:39 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Yes, I'm Down - I Know Just so none of you feel it necessary to create threads with my domains in the title or unlinked in your posts, be assured that I realize PerveSpace.com and every other fucking thing I own has been missing from the ether for 3 or so hours. Don't fret. I'm sipping coffee, listening to acoustic music, and looking at the help wanted ads in the local paper. Everything is going to be fine. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2009-01-08, 09:01 AM	#2
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2009-01-08, 09:21 AM	#4
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	The calming acoustic music helped: I'm back up. Of course, I'm now seeing that my sites were completely unreachable since before 3AM, my host's monitoring system managed to pick up that fact by 5AM and never managed to bring me back up until I submitted my own ticket minutes ago. Excellent. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2009-01-08, 11:45 AM	#5
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2009-01-08, 02:08 PM	#8
ladydesigner ~Serving Up Sinful Sex ~ Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missouri City, Texas Posts: 1,928	Sweet! Now my whole freakin day of submitting is screwed up cuz you're sites are down. I'm moving on, that's how I roll. Kidding! Hope you get it all fixed soon UW. __________________ Porn Pixie XxX ~ Looking for Link Trades

2009-01-08, 09:19 AM	#3
Mateusz Screw you, guys. I'm going home. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Gliwice, Poland Posts: 996	Seems to be working now

2009-01-08, 12:53 PM	#6
MeatPounder Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl Posts: 2,408	Just so you know UW, you are down again

2009-01-08, 03:38 PM	#10
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	My entire little empire will be permanently moving over to one of Colo-cation's properties over the next couple of days. Please bear with me as my old host is very slow in their responses. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2009-01-08, 04:55 PM	#12
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2009-01-08, 06:12 PM	#14
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Ladies and Gentleman, the image in my sig is now hosted by Colo-cation.com. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2009-01-08, 06:20 PM	#15
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2009-01-09, 09:13 AM	#21
NY Jester ICQ:147079406 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: RockMEHardplace Posts: 2,996	Hey Useless, do you sort of feel like your being bent over a fallen tree in the backwoods..do hear banjos playing? __________________ The Sexy Side of Porn

2009-01-09, 09:27 AM	#23
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2009-01-09, 09:29 AM	#24
NY Jester ICQ:147079406 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: RockMEHardplace Posts: 2,996	^^^^ Well, Useless is a Lyrical poet...A Hip Hop Gangsta...A Microphone Master...A Turntable Titan and because he's got mad street cred he gets a Ghetto Pass __________________ The Sexy Side of Porn Last edited by NY Jester; 2009-01-09 at 09:33 AM..

2009-01-09, 09:42 AM	#25
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