The irony...IT BURNS

domweb · 2009-06-24, 09:51 AM

I just had to explain to a Management Recruiter for Northrop Grumman that I can't let him send my resume to the really HIGH FUCKING PAYING 40 HOUR A WEEK job because I would need to pass a full Department of Defense Security Clearance.

*giggle* *pained gasp* *giggle* *hilarious pain*

He couldn't understand why I was insisting that I wouldn't pass a DOD background check since I have no criminal record. Didn't I want the 85K+ a year job working for the Government Defense Contractor?

I explained using a few choice words. Strippers, porn sites and a lifestyle that will make their

hair test machines light up like a small sun.

To which he laughed his ass off and thanked me for giving him the heads up.

Me. Working for the Man.

2009-06-24, 09:51 AM	#1
domweb I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: May 2004 Location: Midwest USA Posts: 85	The irony...IT BURNS I just had to explain to a Management Recruiter for Northrop Grumman that I can't let him send my resume to the really HIGH FUCKING PAYING 40 HOUR A WEEK job because I would need to pass a full Department of Defense Security Clearance. giggle pained gasp giggle hilarious pain He couldn't understand why I was insisting that I wouldn't pass a DOD background check since I have no criminal record. Didn't I want the 85K+ a year job working for the Government Defense Contractor? I explained using a few choice words. Strippers, porn sites and a lifestyle that will make their hair test machines light up like a small sun. To which he laughed his ass off and thanked me for giving him the heads up. Me. Working for the Man.