Florida Senate accidentally outlaws sex

LD · 2011-05-12, 04:42 PM

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.

http://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill...Text/Filed/PDF

This is really going to screw up my vacation...

Animal
Noun: A living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli.

Cleo · 2011-05-12, 05:40 PM

South Florida really needs to secede from north Florida and make Key West its capital.

LD · 2011-05-12, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

South Florida really needs to secede from north Florida and make Key West its capital.

Florida is quite mixture of culture. I hope to get down there this summer...I'm too old for sex anyhow

Cleo · 2011-05-12, 05:54 PM

I'm still in horrid shock that Rick Scott got elected.

I just got my bill for this year's homeowners/windstorm insurance. Thanks to the bible thumping corrupt good old boys that run our capital in the panhandle most the discounts for fortifying our homes have been taken away.

Better make it down here soon because I think a lot of us are just going to open up our windows and cash out our insurance next major hurricane.

terry · 2011-05-12, 07:44 PM

HAHA Gotta love it. And thats all I have to say.

LD · 2011-05-12, 07:50 PM

Yep, the south is being taken over by social conservatives who have no qualms about making religious beliefs the law of the land. I see it here in AL all the time. A little scary, but hopefully the pendulum will swing back towards sanity.

And why would you need a law like that anyhow…? I think the legislature thinks about shit like that way too much. You'd think there would be issues more pressing.

Cleo · 2011-05-12, 08:21 PM

While I think having sex with a non human animal is rather nasty and gross it's not like killing and eating its flesh is better and there ain't no law agasnt that.

Bill · 2011-05-12, 09:03 PM

I like to say pennsylvania is the alabama of the northeast.

but I do think the south is running an amazing social experiment.

I'm just fucking glad i'm not in that fucking petri dish.

GigglesWorld · 2011-05-13, 01:28 PM

It'd be funny if they try to enforce it that way.

tickler · 2011-05-13, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo

While I think having sex with a non human...

The current laws would have made it illegal for Spock to be born!

Mmmm, sex with aliens like Lisa or Anna from "V", or T'Pol from Star Trek!

Cleo · 2011-05-14, 11:07 PM

Seems I'm not the only one that thinks south Florida should become its own state.

From today's local news.
Is it time for South Florida to break away from Tallahassee?

Bill · 2011-05-15, 12:55 AM

funny article - even publicizing the idea could help imrove florida's image in the rest of the country.

let people know some floridians aren't totally farked.

(get the fark reference? the florida tag)

2011-05-12, 04:42 PM	#1
LD wtfwjd? Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,103	Florida Senate accidentally outlaws sex An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date. http://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill...Text/Filed/PDF This is really going to screw up my vacation... Animal Noun: A living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli. __________________ Artisteer Wordpress Theme Generator Create Custom Themes! My Little Network

2011-05-12, 05:40 PM	#2
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	South Florida really needs to secede from north Florida and make Key West its capital. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2011-05-12, 05:54 PM	#4
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I'm still in horrid shock that Rick Scott got elected. I just got my bill for this year's homeowners/windstorm insurance. Thanks to the bible thumping corrupt good old boys that run our capital in the panhandle most the discounts for fortifying our homes have been taken away. Better make it down here soon because I think a lot of us are just going to open up our windows and cash out our insurance next major hurricane. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2011-05-12, 07:44 PM	#5
terry You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,883	HAHA Gotta love it. And thats all I have to say. __________________ Stop That 9 To 5 Go Green Grocery Store

2011-05-12, 07:50 PM	#6
LD wtfwjd? Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,103	Yep, the south is being taken over by social conservatives who have no qualms about making religious beliefs the law of the land. I see it here in AL all the time. A little scary, but hopefully the pendulum will swing back towards sanity. And why would you need a law like that anyhow…? I think the legislature thinks about shit like that way too much. You'd think there would be issues more pressing. __________________ Artisteer Wordpress Theme Generator Create Custom Themes! My Little Network

2011-05-12, 08:21 PM	#7
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	While I think having sex with a non human animal is rather nasty and gross it's not like killing and eating its flesh is better and there ain't no law agasnt that. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2011-05-12, 09:03 PM	#8
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	I like to say pennsylvania is the alabama of the northeast. but I do think the south is running an amazing social experiment. I'm just fucking glad i'm not in that fucking petri dish.

2011-05-13, 01:28 PM	#9
GigglesWorld If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 244	It'd be funny if they try to enforce it that way. __________________ Vibrators from Giggles \| PDX Fuck Me Silly from Giggles \| Sex Toy Reviews

2011-05-14, 11:07 PM	#11
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Seems I'm not the only one that thinks south Florida should become its own state. From today's local news. Is it time for South Florida to break away from Tallahassee? __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2011-05-15, 12:55 AM	#12
Bill Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,914	funny article - even publicizing the idea could help imrove florida's image in the rest of the country. let people know some floridians aren't totally farked. (get the fark reference? the florida tag)