It's Friday or Something!

Useless · 2014-04-25, 08:22 AM

Good morning all.

I have the day off from work so I can get a vasectomy at 11:30. Then I'll be lounging on the couch for the weekend with a bag from frozen peas on my sore testes. Let me know if you'd like to kiss my boo-boos. The line starts at the door.

jollyhumper · 2014-04-25, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Good morning all.

I have the day off from work so I can get a vasectomy at 11:30. Then I'll be lounging on the couch for the weekend with a bag from frozen peas on my sore testes. Let me know if you'd like to kiss my boo-boos. The line starts at the door.

Wish you the best of luck with the operation and the coming weekend. But I will pass on the kissing if you don't mind.

Friday, a great day for those with regular life, a day like any other for some of us. New day of fooling around in Photoshop and Illustrator.

Jolly

Cleo · 2014-04-25, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Good morning all.

I have the day off from work so I can get a vasectomy at 11:30. Then I'll be lounging on the couch for the weekend with a bag from frozen peas on my sore testes. Let me know if you'd like to kiss my boo-boos. The line starts at the door.

Will you be getting breast implants next?

Sitting here trying my best to wake up. Drinking an American size mug of espresso and then doing Foxy's updates.

Going to start on lesson one of the Google stuff this morning after doing Foxy's stuff.

Then doing my adult work so that freeloaders can whack off to my stuff . :-/

Going on the Critical Mass Bike Ride this evening.

Ramster · 2014-04-25, 09:03 AM

TGIF

Usual day planned with lots of uploading to do since one of my servers has finally been upgraded and changed over. Starbucks soon, I'm jonesin'

Greenguy · 2014-04-25, 01:48 PM

I have a sudden urge to get in my car & head east on the I90

Useless · 2014-04-25, 07:03 PM

Good news - they didn't slip and cut my cock off. Thank

I don't feel great, but I'm not in much pain. In fact, I would call it discomfort, not pain.

Cleo · 2014-04-25, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Good news - they didn't slip and cut my cock off. Thank

I don't feel great, but I'm not in much pain. In fact, I would call it discomfort, not pain.

I wish I could say teh same for my toe. It was a really awesome wipeout though.

Simon · 2014-04-26, 07:38 AM

I scrolled down too fast.

Thought it was UW posting a pic of the blood that dripped onto his toe during his circumcision... I mean gelding...no, what's the word...oh yeah, vasectomy.

Then I realized it wasn't his foot. UW wouldn't go out with his toe polish looking anything less than perfect. That's just the kind of detail-oriented pervert he is.

@UW - Good to hear they didn't accidentally remove something you wanted to keep; and that the pain isn't the "kicked in the testes" variety I've heard about.

@Cleo - Ouch! And details on the awesomeness.

Cleo · 2014-04-26, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Simon

Cleo - Ouch! And details on the awesomeness.

Got cut off as I was adjusting my headset so I only had my left hand on the handlebars so only put on the front brake and basically tumbled over the front wheel tangled up in my bike.

Just really glad that I had a helmet on as I felt my head hit the payment.

Toenail is gone with a big hunk of skin missing from my toe.

Two twisted fingers on my right hand. Left knee is all scraped up. Both elbows are scraped. Both thighs have bruises from the bike frame.

I got back on and rode the rest of the ride and said fuck it to the pain. Was a bit concerned about all the blood that I was losing though.

Here are some pics of the bike ride. The ride is on the last Friday of each month. This month we had about 300 riders.

Toe is still bleeding . Going to put clotting agent on it after I take a shower. Guess I'll take off what is left of my toenail polish. I had just done my toes so that they would look pretty for the bike ride.

Will be wearing sneakers on next month's ride.

Off to take some meds.

2014-04-25, 08:22 AM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	It's Friday or Something! Good morning all. I have the day off from work so I can get a vasectomy at 11:30. Then I'll be lounging on the couch for the weekend with a bag from frozen peas on my sore testes. Let me know if you'd like to kiss my boo-boos. The line starts at the door.

2014-04-25, 09:03 AM	#4
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2014-04-25, 01:48 PM	#5
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2014-04-26, 07:38 AM	#8
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	I scrolled down too fast. Thought it was UW posting a pic of the blood that dripped onto his toe during his circumcision... I mean gelding...no, what's the word...oh yeah, vasectomy. Then I realized it wasn't his foot. UW wouldn't go out with his toe polish looking anything less than perfect. That's just the kind of detail-oriented pervert he is. @UW - Good to hear they didn't accidentally remove something you wanted to keep; and that the pain isn't the "kicked in the testes" variety I've heard about. @Cleo - Ouch! And details on the awesomeness. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka Last edited by Simon; 2014-04-26 at 07:41 AM..

2014-04-25, 07:03 PM	#6
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Good news - they didn't slip and cut my cock off. Thank I don't feel great, but I'm not in much pain. In fact, I would call it discomfort, not pain.