Too Stupid For Porn?

[SirMoby]

Personally I love my surfers because they pay my bills and I'm thankful for that. However, there are occasions when some surfers seem too stupid to surf for porn.

How do you help these people?

mY NAME IS aol uSER AND i JUST USED MY CREDIT CARD TO SIGNUP AND MY PASSWORD DOES NOT WORK!
Try explaing the caps lock key to a new AOL or Earthlink user

You @#!% I just signed up and never recieved my username and password.
My email responce gets bounced. It explains that the username and password were on the screen and in the confirmation email

I'm in love with (some chick that is fucking 2 guys for money) because she is such a sweet girl and I would like to marry her. I know that my mother would love her.
I think dad might be proud but something tells me mom will think she's a slut


If I ever have neagative feelings towards to even 1% of my customers I'll change professions but these people are TOO STUPID FOR PORN!