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Old 2005-04-18, 08:45 AM   #1
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Top 15 slogans rejected by Motel 6

Top 15 slogans rejected by Motel 6


15. Because you deserve better than the back-seat of some car.

14. As seen on "COPS"

13. If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have changed the sheets.

12. Not just for nooners anymore.

11. We left off the "9", but you know it's there.

10. You rented the room, now buy the video.

9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for the hooker.

8. We'll leave the Lysol for ya!

7. Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on your salary, pal!

6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery BETTER!

5. It's Hookerriffic!

4. Official lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins.

3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

2. Cheap and easy-just like your mother.

1. We put the "Ho" in "Hotel."
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