TGIThursday!

[Greenguy]

Morning

I'm going to try to describe the emotional & physical roller coaster I was on yesterday:

The day started out GREAT! I even commented to The Bitch about how my mood was just fucking FANTASTIC! Of course, once I said that, it was all downhill

1 - I went to take a shower & The Bitch forgot to tell me that she sprayed the entire shower with one of those spray-and-forget cleaners. She also accidentally put the shower mat back upside-down. So as I step into the shower, my left foot hits the mat & the foot & mat instantly slide to the back of the shower, causing me to do a split that Olympic gymnasts can only dream of. Yuppers! For the 1st time since high school, I pulled my groin...badly.

2 - From there I went to Aqua Therapy, which, as usual, just caused an intense amount of pain in my lower back - and the pulled groin didn't help matters.

3 - Next stop was my doctor & I had a very rare, very intense session with him.

4 - We then stopped home for 30 min & I applied my new increased dosage of testosterone gel. I instantly became sick to my stomach & felt like I was gonna vomit.

5 - We then went to a doctor's appt together, which was another emotional roller coaster.

6 - We stopped to pick up a vacuum cleaner we dropped off a couple weeks ago, only to be told by the guy that I picked it up last week?! I don't drive! This place is a good 30 min from my house! The fucker finally figured out that he gave my Dyson (one of those uber expensive fancy yellow ones) so someone else - and without having them sign for it!

7 - We get home just in time to meet with our financial guy, and while we were going over the numbers of what we had, have, and need, that's when I fucking lost it. It's a good thing he's also a good friend, because it would have been really embarrassing to basically weep about our financial problems in front of a stranger.

8 - And, to top off my wonderful clusterfuck of a day, my Mom asks me "Why are you so mad at me?" I told her that, if we got into it right then & there, it'd end with her moving out.

Typing all that out was very helpful & I'm getting a little choked up about it just re-reading everything. I was VERY close to not posting it at all, but it's here in the box, so I might as well "Submit New Thread"

So, what's new with you?