How Can the 24th Equal the 17th You Ask?

[Greenguy]

Morning

So, how can the 24th equal the 17th? Well, it's like this:

On August 24th, 1996, I married my lovely wife, who most of you know as The Bitch

2013
-1996
17th Wedding Anniversary!

Of course, she's already up & out of the house, down at my step-daughter's for Part II of their Garage Sale

So, I get to work until she gets home, then it's time for some since she's tomorrow for 8 days in NYC.

...and no, she's NOT taking my mother with her