Wednesday February 21st (aka Walking Contradiction)

[Greenguy]

Morning!

My sleep schedule is making progress: Went to bed at 9PM & slept til 4AM

Yesterday was uneventful & basically stress free. Really hoping today follows suit

My stepdaughter & the ASSIL dropped a on new iPhone X's. Those of you that know the ASSIL know he's not exactly tech savvy (he's a gearhead), so I had to help him with some of the basics, like his old phone had all the info/text for his contacts on one line. When they were imported into his iPhone, the info/text all went into the First Name area & since the phone assumes you put a person's full name in that field, it sorts everything alphabetically by the 1st letter of the last word, making him very confused as to why this guy that he works with was in the A's & not J's or B's:
Joe Blow Advanced Auto


Speaking of people that are not too savvy...

Reminds me of the song Walking Contradiction by Green Day:
Do as I say not as I do because
The shit's so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb
Standards set and broken all the time
Control the chaos behind a gun
Call it as I see it even if
I was born deaf, blind and dumb
Losers winning big on the lottery
Rehab rejects still sniffing glue
Constant refutation with myself
I'm a victim of a catch twenty two
I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right
Do as I say not as I do because
The shit's so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb
I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right
I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right