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Old 2004-05-30, 10:31 AM   #1
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Vacation... Ummmm...

Hardly. Seems Extreme Paychecks ended up missing the MWWG to take a quick jump over to Runaway Bay Jamaica at the all Inclusive Breezes resort.

We landed in Montego Bay Jamaica, set for our 40 minute ride to the resort.. Or so we thought (thats what the Breezes agent had told us), but it turns out it's actually an 1hr 1/2 bus ride over. Now for anyone thats ever taken a little bus or taxi ride in another country, im sure you know it's quite the expereince and certainly heart throbbing action the entire way through. Ive been through the shitty driving many times before.. This time would be different.

You see they drive on opposite sides of the road and pass without worrying about head on collisons, etc. We end up being passed by another bus, the bus clips the front end of our bus, sending us on a 100ft skid off the road and into tree's, thanks to the tree's btw for stopping the bus by ripping the front wheels off and jamming the axel up under the bus, the front windshield busted out, and destroyed the side of the bus as well. Ofcourse the other bus didnt stop, hell there's no rules there. A few minor scrapes and bruises and everyone on the bus was very lucky, if we would have gone off the road 10' later the bus would have rolled and with no seat belts I can only imagine the outcome.

Ok let's continue on to Fabu Runaway bay... Where the sun always shines Mon.... Well not in our case, the weather was a nightmare and the sun never shined, thank god for plenty of Rum & Tree's (the kind you role).

Before you know it it's time to depart and head back home, no tans and only great memories of what we all got to do in rainy bus crash Jamaica.

Well it's not that simple because John (me) ended up being extremely tipsy when it came time to leave the resort, at which time I thought hmmmmmmm it would be fun to go somewhere else, hell "Let's go to Punta Cana" in the Dominican Republic http://www.breezes.com/resort_br_puntacana/index.asp so I go to the front desk and next thing you know we are flying back to Miami to head out on our flight to Punta Cana in the DR. We land in Santa Domingo, only a 1hr 1/2 drive from Punta cana's Resort.. (Well only if you believe the travel people from Breezes), you see the real drive turns out to be at least 3 hrs away, would we dare another Bus ride in another Country, where everyone drives like a maniac?? NO WAY!!! There's a rumor that says there's a Punta Cana Airport only 15 minutes from the Resorts.. How would we get there?

American Airlines flies into punta cana, BUT not from Santa Domingo.. (By this time I just wanted to be back in Florida), the only other option was to rent a Plane and fly there, do I dare to trust some pilot and some small plane? It's the only option so yes, we charter a plane (as small as my car might I add, and I HATE FLYING to begin with). We take this small plane through the stormy weather and land in Punta Cana only to find out that the 15 minute drive was actually a 1/2 hr, I instantly want to kill everyone by this point. Not to mention the weather was hardly excellent.

On a good note the weather got very nice, and we enjoyed the pool bar, no one spoke english that worked for the resort so that made dealing with stuff a real blast. Needless to say I wont be going back to Punta Cana or Runaway Bay anytime soon, and keep in mind we ended up needing to take 2 more planes to get home, which also caused me to miss game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals... GRRRRRRRRRRR.

Extreme Nate has plenty of photos and they will be up shortly im sure.

In the end DONT BELEIEVE THE TRAVEL AGENTS OF BREEZES!!!
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Old 2004-05-30, 10:49 AM   #2
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Damn I went to Jamaica but didn't get to experience a crashing bus. I have to be sure to ask for this extra if I go again.

I did find myself lost and at a BBQ in the middle of the night with lots of men around me who told me I was a very pretty lady and wanted to keep me. I think it was when I found my way to a city where all the police carried machine guns that I finally realized just how terrified I really was.

Yeah they drive like maniacs there. LOL

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Old 2004-05-30, 12:20 PM   #3
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