What turns a woman on?

[eman]

I'm talking purely hetero here (no dykes).

Simple question:
What is it about a man that makes a woman juicy?

Of course, I know most of it - I'm a very desirable man, after all - but there are certain areas where I could be found wanting (knitting etc)

So - what makes a woman wet?

[Cleo]

Shopping

[eman]

I hate shopping!

[Fonz]

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[stuveltje]

bleu eyes and men in tight jeans

[eman]

OK Cleo - let's go shopping.

Are you wet yet?

[Useless]

Me! I am so the sexy.
(read that with a thick latin accent- I stole it from a SNL skit)

[Fonz]

My second guess is GABBO

[swedguy]

I'll give you a little secret

If you talk to a a woman, don't say that you work with Internet Marketing, Adult Webmaster or something else that sounds boring.
You create and sell sexual fantasies to people and then explain for 5 minutes what kind of fantasies, how you come up with it and blah blah blah. For some reason I haven't met anyone yet that doesn't find it fascinating and hasn't been turned on by it. Women seems to like fantasies

[Mr. Blue]

Originally Posted by swedguy

I'll give you a little secret

If you talk to a a woman, don't say that you work with Internet Marketing, Adult Webmaster or something else that sounds boring.
You create and sell sexual fantasies to people and then explain for 5 minutes what kind of fantasies, how you come up with it and blah blah blah. For some reason I haven't met anyone yet that doesn't find it fascinating and hasn't been turned on by it. Women seems to like fantasies

Or...they think you're a big rich porno king...which brings me to my guess of what women find attractive: Money.

Just look how many rich ugly guys go with good looking women...if they were poor...they wouldn't give them the time of day. Look at ...without the money he's just a guy with a really bad comb over.

[Agent]

I know what doesn't turn a woman on. asking what her name is after she already told you and having already made out with her in the bar for 10 minutes.

you live. you learn.

[swedguy]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blue

Or...they think you're a big rich porno king...which brings me to my guess of what women find attractive: Money.

Just look how many rich ugly guys go with good looking women...if they were poor...they wouldn't give them the time of day. Look at ...without the money he's just a guy with a really bad comb over.

Nah, I look like a bum. I shave like 12 times a year and rarely wear anything but my hiking boots, North Face fleece and jeans. If I ever "dress up" I might put on a pair of cords and a big sweater

[Jim]

My wife claims that she like slightly balding, slightly blind, slightly overweight does it for her

[dallasdeb]

A man that will do the shopping!!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Jim

My wife claims that she like slightly balding, slightly blind, slightly overweight does it for her

Have you ever asked if perhaps she's lying, slightly?

My wife seems to be all about personality. It's what seems to turn her on the most, which explains why I never get laid. Money doesn't impress her. Young, attractive studs don't turn her head. But if you can carry on a conversation, have enough of a sense of humor to make her laugh once in a while, and you aren't physically repulsive, she's yours. Slut.

[FoxyAngel]

Men with deep rectums and even deeper pockets

[swedguy]

Angel, now you're scaring the shit out of me

[Ms Naughty]

You know... a deep rectum has never been something I would consider when sizing up a man. Maybe I need to add it too my list. LOL

A few comments.
1. A lot of different things turn a lot of different women on. You can't just make up a list and apply it to everyone. It's the same as asking "what turns a man on?"
2. Having money isn't a turn on in itself. But it is attractive in terms of sizing up a potential partner. One can overcome physical repulsion if there's a lot of money at the end of it. Two different things, I think.

What turns me on?
1. My husband
2. Ewan Mcgregor
3. Colin Firth

[Mr. Blue]

Originally Posted by swedguy

I shave like 12 times a year

I'm sporting a beard right now cause I decided not to shave anymore, lol. My fiance is from Norway...she doesn't mind...says it makes me more Viking like.

[swedguy]

I'm with you Blue

It's nice and warm now in the winter

[ngb1959]

1. 5 o'clock shadow that "tickles my fancy"

2. sense of humor

3. girth - no pencil dicks please

4. kissing/rubbing/licking neck area right above shoulders

5. SIDES of breasts, below arm pits - not just NIPPLES - they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked

6. Unexpected gifts - doesn't have to be expensive, just something out of the blue!

7. Unexpected kisses, hugs, words of appreciation.

That is all - for now!

Nina

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by ngb1959

1. 5 o'clock shadow that "tickles my fancy"

2. sense of humor

3. girth - no pencil dicks please

4. kissing/rubbing/licking neck area right above shoulders

5. SIDES of breasts, below arm pits - not just NIPPLES - they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked

6. Unexpected gifts - doesn't have to be expensive, just something out of the blue!

7. Unexpected kisses, hugs, words of appreciation.

That is all - for now!

Nina

Niceeeeeeeee one, althoug if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now???

[eman]

Originally Posted by stuveltje

if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now???

Hmmm. This seems to suggest that there's a history of men lying and trying to cover it up.

Surely not!

[Mishi]

Originally Posted by ngb1959

they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked

Bwah!

[ngb1959]

if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now???

Hmmm. This seems to suggest that there's a history of men lying and trying to cover it up.

Surely not!

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