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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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Jokes for Today
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight." That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - "The Meaning of Dreams" OK - so I joke - but my outlook has always been wonderful about marriage: Marriage is Grand - Divorce is about $100 Grand |
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#2 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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How To Keep An Asshole In Suspense
I'll Tell You Later |
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#3 |
Life is good
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Good one.
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...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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That's too funny
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