Happy Jesus Has Risen Sunday!

[Greenguy]

He's back from the dead & he's PISSED

Good Sunday All

I'll be heading over to my Dad's around 1 to celebrate the Easter Bunny shitting out eggs for the kids & to gord myself on food & completely fuck up my diet.

[Jim]

Happy Easter
Have a good day

[MrMaryLou]

Happy Easter All Now where did I put that rabbit trap?

[Cleo]

Happy Fucking Dead Bunny Day

I was up late last over at my neighbor's house watching bad porn in high definition satellite whilst smoking way too much weed while watching people get drunk.

Espresso and porn is now being served.

[Useless]

Why don't we have a holiday called Wester? Wouldn't it only seem fair? We could celebrate Santa Claus rising from the dead. Just an idea.

Good morning all.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Cleo

I was up late last over at my neighbor's house watching bad porn in high definition satellite whilst smoking way too much weed while watching people get drunk.

Where were you for the forty-some years we were attempting to find peace with Russia? Would have been much quicker if they would have pulled out the porn and pot.

Peace pipe anyone?

[Cleo]

He was the only man there and said that we ruined watching porn for him because we all were critiquing what they were wearing or their plastic surgeries or which had lopsided breasts and needed implants to even them out. He always keeps the displays to full screen so the aspect is screwed up and everyone looks like they are descended from dwarfs.

The funny this is that his rent-a-date for the night turned out to be more into woman then men and pretty much ignored him. He should know better then to have a house full of lesbians over. LOL

[Torn Rose]

I wonder what some of the people outside Terri’s hospice will use as an excuse when they realize how stupid their claims that since its easter Terri has been “sent from god" and "she will raise from the bed today"

I'm sure they will have something good to share....

[Cleo]

But I have risen from my bed today. Oh you mean the other Terri and doesn't also go by the name Cleo. Damn I'm sick of hearing that I'm being staved to death, fuck I'm a bit overweight and need to not eat so much.

[Torn Rose]

We have just about 24/7 coverage here.... the people who cheered for Jeb are now attacking him which is just too funny.

Must be nice to be christian and above the law.

[Useless]

She's like the Pope. She just won't die.

[docholly]

Our Easter bunny is drunk on 99 cent Margaritas from Westward Ho sidewalk bar.

either way she goes, George wins because he'll use this as an excuse for judical reform and "kicking out those liberal judges for life".

Other than his rush back from Crawford at our expense..he's been pretty silent.

and if she lives through the day: it's a miracle and gawd's will. If she dies: Gawd has taken her home.

I love the grandstand play of her parents on the "i want to live" BS. Wasn't that a movie with Susan Hayward???

Of course it would be poetic justice if she did rise up and punch her husband right in the face for not pulling the plug 6 years ago.

Anyway have a Good whatever today is in your realm.. The only thing Rising in my house will be the ham out of the oven at 3pm.

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[amber438]

Originally Posted by docholly

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Of course it would be poetic justice if she did rise up and punch her husband right in the face for not pulling the plug 6 years ago.

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AMEN, sista

And, Happy Easter to all!!

[cd34]

Happy Easter Skippy!

I get to write more transition documents and continue some planning. Day 13 of 3- hours/sleep per night during this. 10 days to go. ugh. The irony is that this project will culminate in a 42 hour marathon where I cannot make any mistakes. Luckily, that entire process is about 95% documented so far. Its funny how reviewing things now reminds me of how I didn't really plan ahead too well on some aspects over the last 3.5 years.

Then, its time to get busy.

[dareutwo]

Morning all -
Ham, turkey and all that other crap at around 2pm.
Easter baskets conveniently hidden on the kitchen counter this morning!

[RawAlex]

Happy just another day in the year for me day.

Actually, the whole TS case has shown certain politicians think they are above the law. They think they can write new laws and just change the world without any concern for people, their desires, and the judgements that exist.

These same people don't like porn. Go figure.

President Bush has looked poor on this one, rushing back to sign a law that wouldn't stand, making some vague comments about the importance of life, etc. He really should have come out and said "human life is important... and the rule of law is important as well. A dozen or more motions and petitions have been made to various federal courts, and they have all been turned down by the learned men and women who sit on the federal bench, some of whom I may have appointed along the way. Let us pray for TS, and let's let her die with dignity when the lord wants to take her"

He could have pleased both sides a bit, pissed them both off a bit. Instead, both sides hate him and his brother on this one.

Want to bet this comes up in the next presidential election?

Alex

[pornrex]

Hey Everyone,

The only good thing about today is that the mercury level keeps rising thereby melting the snow and bringing that fucking weather I've been craving for about 4 months now.

Hope all your rising levels mean money in the bank today.

[Cleo]

The gypsy and I just ripped out a bit over 1/5 of 2000 sq foot of decking in my backyard and placed everything in front of my house on the street for tomorrow's monthly bulk trash pickup. It's 85°f (feels like 92°f) today so it about killed the two of us. Going to rip out a bit of my deck each month until it's all gone.

I'm letting a lot of my yard become jungle and I'm just going to have walk ways made out of stones throughout it instead of having everything decked.

Lots of ants and big bugs were living under the rotting deck, pretty nasty. It should be done by fall. lol

[cd34]

Originally Posted by Cleo

It's 85°f (feels like 92°f) today so it about killed the two of us.

This time of year is really nice -- its hot enough that all the women wear those cotton skirts that blow gently in the breeze, and wear those nice tight tops and walk around with their well tanned bodies. Or the bikini with the sarong that is slightly revealing, hinting at the long legs that could..... Oh, that's right, its pretty much like that year round.

Originally Posted by Cleo

It should be done by fall. lol

And thus begins another Cleo Renovation, Inc. Project.

dareutwo, congrats on post 1000!

[Roby]

Happy easter to all