Fucking neighbors suck

[juggernaut]

Man sometimes I can't stand living in a condo. It's good I don't have a gun. My wife ordered a ring for 5 hundy from HSN while we were on vaca. Well I call UPS today to find out where it is and they said they dropped it at the neighbors house. I walk over. She looks perplexed, stairing into the air like the ring would drop from it into her eye. Then she tells me I know there was a package here I just don't know where it went. I wanted to tell her to ask her fucking retarded daughter. Yes she really is retarded. And I dont care if thats the wrong word these days to call those people. I love that word. Im sure now the little scrambled egg brain girl has that ring sitting on her barny doll whom she thinks is alive. Oh did I mention the tard is about 15 years old and the first day we had our dog and took him outside he ran from her. It's like herman munster with tits so saggy she could tuck them in her pants, sitting outside my house. DAM I WANT MY RING! I NEVER GAVE UPS THE OK TO DROP IT ANYPLACE OTHER THEN MY DOOR! This sucks.

[cd34]

File a claim with UPS. They'll get it. Tell them you checked with all of your neighbors and none of them have it.

As long as it was insured (and I cannot imagine HSN sending something out that wasn't), you should be covered.

[Toby]

Someone had to sign for it. UPS can pull up that record and tell you who it is.

[cd34]

and then Useless Warrior said to post a picture of your wife after you filed the claim.

[Useless]

That really would be best. Perhaps a pic of her wearing the ring...and nothing else.

[juggernaut]

lol Ill let her know. Then again she is on the site most of the times at night and yes you can chat to her for free and see here too lol. Maybe she can talk some of you into sending the traffic lol. Yeah UPS said that it's a Kathy someone who as it turns out. We just got home from food shopping and the creature was on the lawn pulling grass out. When it's mom came out she said she would talk to the babysitter ( must be a hulk of a woman) named kathy to see if she has it. Hum can we say sitter cam? I can only imagine what happens in that house. I know I have not seen or heard their dog in a while.

[AbsolutePorn]

Write a complain to UPS ... see what they say ...

If the weren't supossed to drop it @ neighbours, and they did, they gotta send you new one!

[MrYum]

That blows Jugg!

Give em hell!

[ronnie]

Around here UPS just leaves your shit, no sig needed.

Hate neighbors, thats why I moved out in the country.

ronnie

[spookyx]

here UPS will drop it at the apt office if nobody is home. it depends on he driver, some suck

[Trev]

We've had the same UPS man for 10 years or more. He'll leave stuff with the elderly lady next door, but not any of her sons, grandsons, and nephews, etc... that all seem to be living there at one time or another.

[ggajnick]

I am sorry to hear about your ring. I hope it gets to you soon.

I have a recent UPS story that you might enjoy:
I ordered a windshield wiper motor and transaxle unit from a place in Omaha. Got a very good price on it, and it was hard to find. They shipped it out and it got here in a few days. When the garage started to work on it, they discovered the motor was bad, so I had the guys in Omaha send me a good motor. That arrived in about a week. The garage then disassembled my dashboard to install the transaxle, only then to discover a broken part which prevents one of the wiper arms from attaching. So, I call the guys in Omaha for a good part. I figured it would only take a few days for the part to arrive, so I left my car at the garage bc the dash was taken apart. To make a long story short, a few days turned into 3 weeks and after 10 phone calls, I finally was able get the part sent to me. Keep in mind, my car has now been in the garage for almost a month. This is where UPS comes in.
I was tracking the package online and on the day it was to arrive, the garage calls me and tells me that they fixed my car. I was puzzled bc I was still waiting for the part. They told me that one of the mechanics figured out a way to fix it without the part. So when I got home, I went to the garage and checked it out. Very clever, the mechanic! So, I paid and drove the car home. Meanwhile, I am still waiting for the package. The next day, my neighbor comes over with a large box and tells me that it was delivered to her house this morning. Sure, enough, it was the good part : just in time to be of no use! I thought it was a fitting end to whole saga!

-Nick

[juggernaut]

still same crap, no ring. ups is currently investigating the whole mess. wife is sitting outside waiting for the neighbor. she claims she is just taking in some air but i know better. she told me last night, "it's like she is hiding and dont want to tell us she can't find the ring" Oh man this should be an interesting night.

[Jim]

Our neighbors are not so bad. We do have 2 that we don't care for. One is a little touched She has these 2 dogs with her constantly and she comes over to our yard when our dogs are out and they bark and bark and would bite her dogs if they got the chance. This woman just stands there smiling at them.

The other is right across the street. First, she stole my snow shovel. Then, she got arrested for leaving her baby in the car while she shopped at walmat when it was 13 degrees outside. She puts trash on the side of the road all the time...chairs, sofas...etc. And, I think she is a whore. I saw this big white Cadillac pull in her driveway with a coat on like Kramer wore once on Seinfeld and a big pimp hat. I wished I had a camera that day.

But the rest are ok. One is a little sicky sweet. Every time I made a change on The JAVES Motorcycle Shop and Olive Oil she would say, "Oh my god, this is just beautiful".

[ggajnick]

One of my neighbors has my harmonica!
I am sure of it. I order custom made harmonicas, and they are not inexpensive. It was accidentally sent to the wrong address: an address very similar to mine, but one that does not exist. If it did exist, it would be in the Chicago River. It has never surfaced, niether on receiving nor sending ends. I often wonder if I'll hear someone else playing the harmonica. I would confront him/her and start talking about harps.

-Nick

[twintone]

Originally Posted by juggernaut

Man sometimes I can't stand living in a condo. It's good I don't have a gun. My wife ordered a ring for 5 hundy from HSN while we were on vaca. Well I call UPS today to find out where it is and they said they dropped it at the neighbors house. I walk over. She looks perplexed, stairing into the air like the ring would drop from it into her eye. Then she tells me I know there was a package here I just don't know where it went. I wanted to tell her to ask her fucking retarded daughter. Yes she really is retarded. And I dont care if thats the wrong word these days to call those people. I love that word. Im sure now the little scrambled egg brain girl has that ring sitting on her barny doll whom she thinks is alive. Oh did I mention the tard is about 15 years old and the first day we had our dog and took him outside he ran from her. It's like herman munster with tits so saggy she could tuck them in her pants, sitting outside my house. DAM I WANT MY RING! I NEVER GAVE UPS THE OK TO DROP IT ANYPLACE OTHER THEN MY DOOR! This sucks.

LMFAO! I about pissed my pants laughing when I read this.. sorry about the ring.. but man you are funny as hell!

[juggernaut]

Well I have been looking for houses for the past year. Problem is in NJ you can't buy anything over a shithole for under 325. Or you have to move to what we call the sticks. Don't get me wrong im sure some people here would laugh at my notion of no mans land but hey I grew up in an area where you could buy beer till the bar closed on any day and it only took you 2 minutes to drive and get milk. I like the condo. The inside is cool, total singles pad even tho im not single anymore. Winding stair case. cathedral ceiling, loft. But man if I would have known before I moved here. I wish they had a law that before you purchased a house. If you place a down payment on it then you are required to live in it for 2 weeks before the purchase. Out of 60 acres I live on the street where all the 17 yr old (vin diesel wanna B's drive). People don't pick up their dog shit, 10 yr olds run around on school nights till 1am and kick the cable box outside. The lawn guys just gave up on this section as it's the only one with dirt patches on the grass because the kids are constantly walking on the seeds they place down. Oh and did i mention we have a playground not 100 yeards away, with baseball, basketball, track, swimming pool, jungle gym, swings, tennis and hikig trails. But the little shit heads still play baseball and basketball out in the street, cause I guess they don't understand there are peoples cars parked there and when the balls hit the cars they cause dents. Oh don't get me started on the parking. in 2 years I have had to have 5 cars and 1 truck towed out of my assigned spot. That as far as i look at it. Is the only thing I get for my $118 condo fee. GRRRRRR!!! I don't need a million dollars. Just enough to move out of this place and rent it to a nice family from Newark or Jersey city.
Oh an Jim. The single girl below us is hot as hell. But my wife and I think she is a selling it also. Constantly every weekend out to the bars, and every weekend a new man leaves and enters the house. Then we have the ones who just show up for 1 hour on any given night of the week. But to be honest she is the coolest neighbor. She don't mess with anyone and makes no noise at all. Well not true, one light at like 2 am there was a guy yelling at the top of his lungs for her to exit the house. I told the life, "he'll leave soon. Well about 30 mins later he still there. I get pissed, go downstairs and peek out the window before I give him the "Get the fuck out of here, the girls not home asshole!" Speech. Well it's a good thing I looked 1st cause he was a big big big drunken bikker dude. All dressed in black with his chaps on, hair all over the place like a wookie and still holding his bottle of jack. I came back upstairs and told the wife I think it best we just let the cops handle this one. We we gave him 10 more minutes to leave as I can't stand calling cops on anyone for any reason. Well when they did show up. Who door you think these donut eaters came to? Mine.. Hey we got a call there was a disturbance here? I was like no!!! It was next door and the jerk just left like a mad man. You can prob still get him an stop him from killing someone as he is surly drunk. The cop says Yeah but you know how hard it is to get someone after they leave the location? I just looked at him, said thanks and good night.