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Now I remember why I stopped smoking weed
This is no lie. About 30 mins ago the wife and I found one of my old hukas. Well I had some weed around and figured I would show her how it works. I cleaned it out and thought all was cool. Filled it up with bud, light and inhale. Well I sat back to let the hit take hold and felt something in my mouth. Jokingly I said to the wife there is a monster in my mouth. I opened to show her and there was a live spider on my tounge. NO shit!! Lost my high instantly, It was a about the size of a dime and black and hairy. I hate spiders and man that just freaked me out. Hukas in the trash and the weed is in the sewer lol. Never ever again.
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
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![]() My only problem with weed is my good connection's wife got caught fucking my rich neighbor and so they broke up and he moved away. Life just doesn't make sense at times. |
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Oh just to let you know, the spider is alive someplace here. When I spit it out into my hand I just threw it across the room lol. God Cleo that is some place you live in. It's like NYC's Village in the tropics less the taxi cabs with a whole bunch of "show tunes" playing around the houses.
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That's a sad story Cleo.
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Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip!
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Now that's impressive!
It's not everyone who either has the transcript to the Hindenburg disaster memorized, or who can fake it so well that it might as well be a memorized transcript of the radio broadcast... Kudos! ;-} "Oh, the Humanity!". Cleo's rich neighbor gets around. The advantages of serious money. |
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Thats a bad story man that would freak me out. Then I would light a few up and forget all about it
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Ughhh!!! I would freak out so bad if I had a spider in my mouth and was awake to know it!!!
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"Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan
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Um...if a spider the size of a dime made it through the mouthpiece how big is that hookah? Right now I'm picturing a waterheater with gardenhoses attached to it
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mmmmmm last time they told on the dutch telly, that at least twice a year an person eats an spider in his sleep...so how bad could that third spider be
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I learned why I quit the time I went to Greenie's before last. My wife indulges from time to time (daily) and I decided to take a hit for the ride. It was the most paranoid drive I have ever had. When I arrived with both my wifes and my Harley's, while taking them off my truck, I squeezed the clutch instead of the break. My bike went down. It took Greenie and I all our might to pick it back up. Just a touch of damage that I have already repaired.
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My husband and I were "pot heads" for many years. I haven't smoked it a long time. I'm sure I'd be like Jim and become all paranoid.... |shocking|
The spider story was great though! Would have freaked me out big time also! |
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I've heard the "statistics" about how many spiders on average we as humans eat in our sleep. That's why I said "and was awake to know it". . .Being conscious of having a spider in my mouth, while it's still in there, makes all the difference in the world!!!
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Btw how did it tast????
the spider???? ![]()
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tht's a very sad story, sorry to hear that
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I really don't think that I have ever eaten a spider or even had one in my month.
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RE: "so we dutch people eat more spiders" This is not surprising if you re-read juggernaut's first post. Remember, the weed is legal where you live !!!!
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