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Chop Smith · 2005-10-15, 09:17 PM

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

MrYum · 2005-10-15, 10:02 PM

That's great Chop!

Did NOT see that punch line coming at all

Surfn · 2005-10-16, 12:01 AM

docholly · 2005-10-16, 12:26 AM

Wow that's a bitchin' punch line!!! LMAO..

wildgirl · 2005-10-16, 09:01 AM

that's a great one Smith

emmanuelle · 2005-10-16, 10:09 AM

hehehe
not bad for 'southern' humor ;-)

sue-fl · 2005-10-16, 11:30 AM

good one!

SirMoby · 2005-10-16, 12:30 PM

It's rare when a punch line surprises me any more and it's nice to know that some still can

StaceyJo · 2005-10-17, 04:55 AM

Hahahahahaha... like that chop!

give me hard laugh! hahahahahahhaha

Kenny B! · 2005-10-17, 04:22 PM

Pretty good lol

MindyBlingBucks · 2005-10-17, 05:13 PM

HAHAHAH good one!! Thanks!

plugin · 2005-10-17, 05:56 PM

Good one!
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals,I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

2005-10-15, 09:17 PM	#1
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	Need a good laugh? A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you. Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home." __________________

2005-10-15, 10:02 PM	#2
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2005-10-16, 12:01 AM	#3
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2005-10-16, 12:26 AM	#4
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2005-10-16, 09:01 AM	#5
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2005-10-16, 10:09 AM	#6
emmanuelle 0100011101100101011001010 1101011001000000100001101 1010000110100101100011 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,441	hehehe not bad for 'southern' humor ;-)

2005-10-16, 11:30 AM	#7
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	good one!

2005-10-16, 12:30 PM	#8
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	It's rare when a punch line surprises me any more and it's nice to know that some still can

2005-10-17, 04:55 AM	#9
StaceyJo The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 172	Hahahahahaha... like that chop! give me hard laugh! hahahahahahhaha

2005-10-17, 04:22 PM	#10
Kenny B! I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 472	Pretty good lol __________________ ken@iacash.com icq: 53962376

2005-10-17, 05:13 PM	#11
MindyBlingBucks Guest Join Date: May 2005 Location: Glen Cove, NY USA Posts: 181	HAHAHAH good one!! Thanks!

2005-10-17, 05:56 PM	#12
plugin The only guys who wear Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 173	Good one! I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals,I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. __________________